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Offline Vienna

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It's the way I tell 'em
« on: February 23, 2012, 04:11:54 AM »
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Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?" Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!" the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night, Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!"
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Re: It's the way I tell 'em
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 05:10:52 AM »
RIP Frank Carson


Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?" Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!" the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night, Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!"


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Re: It's the way I tell 'em
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 05:17:30 AM »
To the bed and breakfast mangeress . . .

I said "i couldn't sleep in that bed last night, there was a dead flea in it!"
She said "a dead flea won't do you any harm."
I said " I know, but 40,000 came to the funeral"

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Re: It's the way I tell 'em
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 05:21:33 AM »
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