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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2011, 11:22:53 AM »
Oh-oh! Redhead jokes? Better be careful or Sio and I may come after you with our red-headed tempers! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #106 on: June 04, 2011, 11:28:27 AM »
Temper? :o

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #107 on: June 04, 2011, 11:42:20 AM »
 ;D   ;D   ;D   :P

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2011, 11:58:32 AM »
I fear no redhead, being a 'stealth redhead' myself ;-)  My hair may have been black before it turned grey, but there are still some coppery hairs in the beard.  Dad was as a real 'Ginger', and both Sis and I have several of the characteristics without the colouring.  Thus the term 'Stealth Redhead'.

Being comparatively new you won't have met my Muse, a little six inch tall redhead...

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2011, 12:30:26 PM »
Ohhhh!! I love her!!! You are a lucky man! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2011, 12:55:33 PM »
Two nuns, Sister Agatha and Sister Angela are driving through Transylvania late one night when Count Dracula suddenly swoops down out of the sky, lands on the bonnet of their little Morris 1000, and starts leering at them.

Agatha, the driver, gets annoyed because he'd blocking her view and beeps the horn whilst making a shooing motion.

Dracula just grins, shows his fangs, and starts chewing one of the windscreen wipers.

Agatha stops the car,  gets out, and thumps him.  Angela stays inside.

"Get off you silly man."

He grins again and starts on the second wiper.

"Begone you spawn of Lucifer,"  Agatha says.  "I command you to leave this place."

Dracula hisses, stands up, spreads his wings, and opens his mouth.

"Show him your cross." Angela shouts from the safety of the car.  But Agatha can't hear because of the crashing of thunder.

"What?"

"Show him your cross." Angela screams through the little gap at the top of the window.

Agatha nods with sudden understanding, draws herself up to her full five feet two, stamps her foot, and shouts "Fuck Off!"

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That's my second 'F' word of the day, so I've used up my month's quota already.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2011, 01:03:40 PM »
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Second 'F' word of the day? If I had a quota, that would be for the hour:o

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2011, 01:18:37 PM »
Thank you Gyppo, the Nun joke is officially my 2nd favourite of all time  ;D ;D

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Re: Have A Giggle
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2011, 08:21:39 PM »
Here's a link to  a 'Horse Choir'.

Click on the individual horses to make them start or stop 'singing'.

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

Horse number four I don't like.  I'd send it to the glue factory ;-)

The first two on their own sound a bit like background music for a film about Australian Aborigines.

Have fun.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #115 on: June 04, 2011, 08:40:52 PM »
Oh my! Hahahahaha! I agree with your description!

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2011, 08:16:13 PM »



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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #117 on: June 08, 2011, 07:22:21 AM »

Awww that's so cute, B :)

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #118 on: June 08, 2011, 09:26:20 AM »
It's a cat!

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #119 on: June 08, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Its a cat  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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