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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM »
Ahh yes, another movie with crazy little aliens. :)

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2011, 07:16:00 PM »
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
--- Jane Wagner

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A customer at Morris Green's' Gourmet Grocery marveled
at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"

"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Morris replies,
lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since
you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it:
Fish heads.
You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.

"Only $4 apiece," says Morris.

The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the
store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and
he isn't any smarter.

"You didn't eat enough, " says Morris. The customer goes
home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back
and this time he's really angry.

"Hey, Morris," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for
$4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish
for $2. You're ripping me off!"

"You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter already."

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2011, 07:19:55 PM »
Ha! Good one! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2011, 07:43:03 PM »
“I don’t own a computer. They haven’t completed inventing them yet.
If they worked, not every business in the world would have a
department to fix them. They don’t have a department to fix pencils!”

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2011, 08:38:39 PM »


... and a one and a two and a three .....



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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 09:48:50 PM »

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2011, 10:09:26 PM »
I may have posted this before, but I still giggle when I see it.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 01:23:55 AM »
Ha Ha . . . good stuff.  :D
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2011, 10:13:42 AM »
Thanks for asking,

Actually I have on a special Games Blogspot I once made, all kinds of   
Daily Jokes automatically streamed out there....,

Besides an On line Game named 'The Money Tree Game',
you can find there - amongst other things - things like:

* Funny Quote of the Day
* Joke of the Day
* (Most Funny YouTube Video)
* Today's Cartoon.


You will even find there a Shout Box and a Live Chat,  
Feel free to have a look, it was originally intended also as a 'Meeting Point' on the Net,
only I haven't wrote any posts on that blog for ages,
and hardly anybody ever visits that blog.

It's pathetically unsuccessful,
It's a Joke! :)

Feel free to have a look anyway.

All the Best,
To your Happy -Writing - Inspiration,
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2011, 04:53:03 PM »



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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2011, 09:09:17 PM »
Sometimes Looks Can Be Deceptive

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied: “Damn! I didn’t recognize you.”


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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2011, 04:01:14 PM »
Thought I'd stop in and bug ya'll for awhile   ;D
                             


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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2011, 04:02:18 PM »
Ha   :) Ha!  :D HA!  ;D

Loved that one, B3

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2011, 04:07:47 PM »
Clever little 'bugger, aren't you?  ;-)
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2011, 04:12:15 PM »
 ;D   ;D   ;D