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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #90 on: May 25, 2011, 10:40:15 AM »
It's taken several minutes and I still can't see whatever it is... maybe I'm too pure and innocent?   :-[

The white blaze on the horse can be seen as the silhouette of a posing woman.

Ah well, there goes your innocence ;-).

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #91 on: May 25, 2011, 12:16:20 PM »
The white blaze on the horse can be seen as the silhouette of a posing woman.

Ah well, there goes your innocence ;-).

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2011, 12:18:27 PM »
Thank you Gyppo!  lol  Time to go and have a look to see if I can find it now!  lol

My innocence has been shattered!  I've just seen it!  :D
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2011, 02:09:59 PM »
Daft Definitions:

Envisaged.  Possessing a face like a chicken.

Creche.  A traffic accident involving two posh people.  (Not original, no idea of its origins.)

Shotgun.  A very surprised weapon.

Unaware.  Badly articulated undergarments.

Denial:  Large river in Egypt.

Washington:  Heavy laundry load.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #94 on: May 31, 2011, 12:52:36 PM »
Back in the good old days...

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2011, 12:56:42 PM »
30 days for results!!!!!!! Wow!!!

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #96 on: May 31, 2011, 01:23:48 PM »

 I went to a swingers party.Everyone through their keys into a big bowl: I threw my keys in. an hour later I went home with the back door.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #97 on: May 31, 2011, 01:30:52 PM »


That should just about cover it! :D



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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #98 on: June 02, 2011, 05:34:49 PM »
This is the kind of joke us copy-editors love (a sad bunch, but it's still quite a good joke if a little misandristic; sorry guys nothing personal).

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6".

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #99 on: June 02, 2011, 05:45:00 PM »
*groan*  hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #100 on: June 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM »
Love it.

English joke:

A woman goes into an English pub and asks the barman for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #101 on: June 02, 2011, 06:11:01 PM »
Probably do need to be a native English speaker to understand how funny that is. :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2011, 10:13:56 AM »
Doctor to Patient:  "Well its quite simple. But only you can decide which will fit best into your hectic lifestyle.  Exercising for one hour, three times a week, or being dead 24/7."

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How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin
blindfolded?

You don't have to be good to get everyone's attention.

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And a string or Irish jokes....

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
 
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
 
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
 
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
 
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Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
 
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ."
 
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the
bloody thing up.

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Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
 
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
 
"No," shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

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Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to
avoid a fir tree, then another, then another.
 
A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road.
 
Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
 
Cop says, "For Gods sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging
about!"

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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
 
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
 
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
 
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
 
"Here boy," he replies.

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Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his
feet.
 
"What the hell you doing?" he asks.
 
"Hangin’ meself" Paddy replies.
 
"It should be around your neck" says the Guard.
 
"I tried dat" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".
 
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2011, 10:50:50 AM »
Hahahahaha!! The Irish jokes sound like our 'dumb blond' jokes here!!

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2011, 11:19:34 AM »
Or 'Newfie' jokes in Canada.  Every country has it's 'standard idiot' who, in some jokes, isn't quite as daft as he/she first seems.

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A redhead goes the the doctor.

"Doctor, no matter where I touch myself it hurts."  She demonstrates by poking her head, her knee, her wrist, her stomach, etc, each poke accompanied by an "Ouch."

"Ummm..." says the Doctor, "You're not a natural redhead are you?"

"No.  I'm a blonde.  But how did you know?"

"You've got a broken finger."

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Two men in a bar.  One says, "I never had sex with my wife before we married.  What about you?"

"I dunno.  What was her maiden name?"

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Q:  How do you get a redhead to change her mind?

A:  Wait ten seconds.

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