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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #75 on: May 22, 2011, 12:16:59 PM »
Found in The Wooden Horse, an online marketing newsletter.

7 of 10 copywriters believe they will be successful screenwriters some day.  The other 3 are female.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #76 on: May 22, 2011, 04:30:15 PM »
:D  :D  :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #77 on: May 22, 2011, 05:20:12 PM »
I now it's a very serious business for some people, but here's a picture - genuine - of the environmentally friendly refrigerated vehicle they use to transport the little 'swimmers' from the Danish sperm bank to the clinic where the would-be mothers are waiting.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #78 on: May 22, 2011, 05:25:43 PM »
Oh my god! Amazing they would do that! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #79 on: May 22, 2011, 05:56:33 PM »
:)

My first thought was this lad suffered from a localised form of Elephantiasis.

I wouldn't want him spilling his cargo on the streets. Their populated enough.


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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #80 on: May 22, 2011, 06:00:04 PM »
I suppose it's free publicity.

Once upon a time they wore horned helmets and attacked in longships...  Now they ride sperm-cycles.

Certainly no job for a shy lad.  A man needs plenty of spunk to do that job ;-)

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2011, 06:21:44 PM »

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2011, 06:27:02 PM »
My mind must be only slightly grubby.  It took a while to register ;-)

I was distracted for a while by the 'dolphin' across the horse's forehead.
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2011, 06:31:17 PM »
Oh my! I never noticed that! Well, that tells you what kind of mind I have!  ;D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2011, 06:36:38 PM »
I had to look for it - the muzzle didn't give anything away. ;D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #85 on: May 25, 2011, 01:49:45 AM »
It took a while but I knew there had to be something there so kept looking. Must be too old to have a dirty mind. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #86 on: May 25, 2011, 02:12:34 AM »


I lol'd
Cats always land on their feet. Buttered bread lands butter side down. So, strap a bit of buttered bread to a cats back, drop it out a tall building, buttered bread and the cat's feet can't touch the ground at the same time, so the cat will defy gravity. The cat will miss the ground, and thus, fly

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2011, 07:33:19 AM »
It took a while but I knew there had to be something there so kept looking. Must be too old to have a dirty mind. ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's taken several minutes and I still can't see whatever it is... maybe I'm too pure and innocent?   :-[
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #88 on: May 25, 2011, 07:34:43 AM »

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #89 on: May 25, 2011, 10:25:00 AM »

I lol'd

Hahahahahaha!! Good one, Silver! :D