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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #150 on: June 29, 2011, 01:00:08 PM »
:D :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #151 on: June 29, 2011, 09:22:14 PM »
Posted on my fridge: I'm so open-minded my brains are falling out!!!
I also have a letter to the Hefty Bag people, but I'll have to post that later.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #152 on: July 02, 2011, 06:32:11 PM »



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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #153 on: July 02, 2011, 08:19:35 PM »
Scrounged from the net:

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

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John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object if I shagged your brains out?"

"That is something I have never done before," the date replied.

"You mean you're a virgin?" John exclaimed.

"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"

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I brought a porn film home for me and my wife to watch as she was saying we needed to spice up our sex life but when I told her it was a homemade movie involving a local girl and two guys, she told me
to sit down as she had something important to tell me.

I can't believe my wife had a twin sister all these years and she's only just telling me now.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #154 on: July 02, 2011, 08:29:17 PM »
OMG!!! First one and third one= too funny! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #155 on: July 11, 2011, 10:03:28 AM »
Who knows...

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #156 on: July 11, 2011, 10:06:37 AM »
If your desk looks like this in the morning, or, worse still, when you wake up at 4pm, I suggest a prompt return to sleep is in order.  You sure as hell won't be doing anything productive for the next few hours.

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #157 on: July 11, 2011, 10:09:50 AM »
I don't see why it shouldn't be like the Olympics.  Surely every fourth year would be enough...

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #158 on: July 11, 2011, 10:15:58 AM »
It would work...

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #159 on: July 11, 2011, 12:55:54 PM »
Hahahaha!!!! All good ones, Gyppo! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #160 on: July 12, 2011, 04:26:12 PM »
A friend sent me this one today...

Dave & Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'  

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.  You wanna try it?'  

So they pour themselves two glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.  

The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised how good he  feels.

In fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim.  Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel  this morning?'

Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'

Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'  

Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.  We ought to do this more often.'

'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'  

'What's that?'

'Don't fart, whatever you do.  I'm phoning from New  Zealand.'

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #161 on: July 12, 2011, 04:28:02 PM »
Oh jeez!!!!!!!! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #162 on: July 12, 2011, 07:54:33 PM »
A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a train stops...

Our local council office has just had a refit.  All the staff have new work stations ;-)
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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #163 on: July 12, 2011, 08:03:07 PM »
That sounds about right! :D

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Re: Have A Giggle
« Reply #164 on: July 14, 2011, 01:38:28 PM »
A friend sent this to me today.

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