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Offline creatoriat

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Your favourite oxymoron.
« on: April 08, 2011, 07:44:45 AM »
My favourite is:

Military Intelligence.

And for the writers:

"Now, then..."

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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 06:26:04 AM »
Would somebody (else) like to explain what an oxmoron is?

Tight slacks, for instance.

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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 06:31:54 AM »
Awfully good.  :D
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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 08:37:07 AM »
Safety Hazard

Pretty Ugly

Just a well-read punk peasant

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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 10:02:54 AM »
mud bath
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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 05:43:30 PM »
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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 07:59:59 PM »
Major General
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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 08:14:22 PM »
Jumbo shrimp (thank you, George Carlin.)
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 09:00:53 PM »
Safety matches
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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2011, 06:52:51 PM »
Dodge Ram

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Re: Your favourite oxymoron.
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2011, 04:13:08 AM »
Saw this on TV:

Live recording.