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Offline BadCompany0000

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Funny story about Fast Food Restaurants
« on: March 27, 2011, 08:51:00 PM »
This is a funny story that I wrote one day when I was bored. I didn't worry if it made sense or was proper. I think it is a story that is to amuse you and bring the creativity out in you. ;D


Burger King married Dairy Queen. They lived happily. Then they had a son McDonald. He was a strange son that was very stubborn. He wanted everything that wasn't his. But the King and Queen made sure that he was happy. So one day the McDonald wanted a horse that was fast and was the best one out of them all. So the King sent Hardee's (who was his faithful servant) out to fetch him a horse. Of course this horse had to be beautiful so the women would want his son. So Hardee's set off and after a long journey he came back with a beautiful white horse. It was massive and extremely tough. It was perfect with its golden hair. So on McDonald's birthday the king presented him with his gift. Their son was pleased and called his beast Golden Corral, sadly though their dog Cracker Barrel was afraid and not happy. He was now second best. He would sit there watching McDonald play with Golden Corral and not him. McDonald would have his friends over and they would have a good time riding Golden Corral.
    The friends were weird too. The fattest one which was also the smallest was greasy and was very hairy. His name was Little Caesars. The tallest and most bright plus smart one was called Quiznos. The last but not least one was the ugliest one. He never took a shower because he thought it would bring him bad luck and was missing teeth. He was Long John Silver's. They would all cause disruption and havoc. But because their parents were all lords except of course Burger King and Dairy Queen they could get away with it.
    Well one afternoon they strolled out to a garden to steel some food to throw at passing carriages. But there was a beautiful princess called Wendy's. She was the prettiest one there ever was. McDonald was very pleased and walked up to her. His buddies tried to stop him but he refused. He introduced himself but she rejected him. She knew he was bad and would make her miserable. Seeing this McDonald knew what he would have to do. He would have to go to her parents. Her father was Papa John's and her mother was Taco Bell. They had two other children. They were twin boys Sonic and Dominos. They dressed the same and but had two totally different personalities.
    So McDonald asked permission to marry her. Her parents said that she was engaged with prince Arby's and was getting married in a few months. Now this made McDonald mad and he wanted to kill Arby's so he could have Wendy's. He went back to his friends and plotted a trap that would kill Arby's and they would never get caught. But this plan was never going to work because a spy was following them. He was Jack in the Box. He was always sneaky and would jump out at the last minute to catch you in the act. Papa John’s sent him after McDonald left because he knew he would be up to something.
     So Jack in the Box went to Arby's and told him of the plan. He was furious and said he would not let McDonald get his bride. So the day that McDonald was supposed to set the trap Arby's was prepared. He went on his marry way acting as if nothing was wrong and headed to Wendy's castle. There was a cliff on the way to her castle that was dangerous. Someone could easily fall off of it and die and Arby's knew it. So when McDonald tried to attack Arby's on Golden Corral, Arby's stopped his horse and Golden Corral kept running towards him. Then Golden Corral saw the cliff and stopped too fast and McDonald fell over his head and off the cliff. He fell and nobody knew what happened to him. Arby's was pleased and got Wendy’s and headed to the horizon on Arby's horse Starbucks. They were happy knowing that the spoiled brat as dead and nothing would bother them again. So they lived happily ever after. THE END.

Offline Adia-Tate

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Re: Funny story about Fast Food Restaurants
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 09:53:08 PM »
LOLZ, Very creative.

Offline BadCompany0000

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Re: Funny story about Fast Food Restaurants
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 06:17:38 AM »
LOLZ, Very creative.
It's called being bored on the weekend. It's fun to create them.

Offline Akeith (Gray)

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Re: Funny story about Fast Food Restaurants
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011, 11:14:03 AM »
This is cute.

Offline megansara

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Re: Funny story about Fast Food Restaurants
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2011, 03:08:36 AM »
Too much time on your hands?? But very amusing!