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Offline Gyppo

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Caption Contest Winner Announced
« on: December 22, 2010, 10:12:25 AM »
The latest Caption Contest - the one with the weird reflections in the ludicrously shiny bodywork of a very curvaceous car, has been won by our loveable little hobbit and well-known man-about-the-boards, thatollie.

His quirky entry 'The man in the red shirt looked surprised as a parallel dimension opened out of his crotch', which was a clear winner.  He can now enter the final run-up to Christmas with a beaming winner's smile on his face.

So, over to you for the next one, Ollie.

If some kind Mod will now un-sticky the poll and sticky this announcement - in between sniping spammers - it would be appreciated.

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« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 06:20:34 AM by fire-fly »
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 12:19:39 PM »
Ollie,

As soon as I saw that line I thought ... I wish I'd said that! [Ollie thinks: You will my dear fellow, you will.].

Congrats.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 03:14:16 PM »
It was a worthy winner.  Several of the others had their charms, but that one was delightfully surreal.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 03:31:18 PM »
Good one Ollie, congratulations mate. Jolly well funny line.  ;D ;D
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 12:54:11 AM »
Why are none of you kneeling?
Never make a decision standing up.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 03:20:06 AM »
If you want a blow job, it will cost you more than a funny caption!
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 07:32:05 AM »
Why are none of you kneeling?

In a society of equals no-one kneels.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 07:43:22 AM »
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'Cause none of us have slid off the bar stool yet.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest Winner Announced
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2010, 04:59:06 PM »
I'll get around to the new comp eventually, but not right now. I haven't even found a good picture.
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