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Offline Spell Chick

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 06:41:42 PM »
But at least I'm a WINNER.

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 06:56:06 PM »
Not so fast.....

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 07:25:31 PM »
Yobottomized mentalated madooligans ran amuck shoutin',   "Snilbog, snilbog !"

Tub ynit snilbog saw revo rednoy yellav n' raf yawa.

The crafty little critters  had the ability to do that ; nobody knew if they were coming or going, couldn't understand a weird they were saying and it confused the heck out of footie crazy madooligans. As the yobs had had their bottoms removed they were unable to sit and think about it too. Hence the re-introduction of the standing only terrace.

Snilbog dekool ni a rorrim. " Kool tuo, kool tuo. Regal stuol ! "  Errehwemos dniheb a bom saw gnihcaorppa.

Trams snilbog deraeppasid ; nwod ni t' doow sawt moorhsum nosaes.

The madooligans were completely de-reggub. Knaht dog !

Elica was a tibbar .....
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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:30 PM »
wth

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 07:39:51 PM »
Send my prize in Paypal points to my PM box please.

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 08:40:01 PM »
"Oh look, there's a strange wee little animal coming through the letter box ," she whispered out loud to herself in the dark of the hall way. Maud had not realized that the five legged creature was in fact her lover's right hand, as he attempted to sneak into the house and surprise her, she whacked it with one solid blow of the fireside poker. Though fireside poker was what Angus had had in mind throughout this amorous and surreptitious expedition, it was not what he wanted across the back of his knuckles. His lungs sucked in air and his eyes peeled wide open.
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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 08:52:32 PM »
Taking first is JJ.

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 08:55:40 PM »
Oh, it looks as though JJ has clubbed Ollie in the shins, therefore taking the lead!

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2010, 05:06:34 AM »
Angus had no idea of who was on the other side of the door inflicting the agonizing blow upon him.Whether it be Maud or one of her parents was beyond him, yet what was of prime importance was how he would  remove his swollen hand from inside the letter box.
The intense pain invoked a high degree of mental alertness within him. His senses sharpened he saw from the edge of his peripheral vision the well built Scottish farmer's wife marching up the garden path with shotgun in hand. Maud's father he heard raising the barn roof with jovial singing accompanied by his merry cohorts who had consumed a plenty of real ale, and the younger sister Elica, who was totally dyslexic, floated down from above the trees where she had been playing "faeries and goblins".
A hoard of football fans was running away down the country lane as fast as their legs would carry them, impeded by having shotgun pellets embedded in their buttocks, yet this was beyond Angus's range of consciousness.

"It's me, Maud" cried out the young Scotsman in a thick highland accent.

" Ooh, look. A runny babbit" exclaimed Elica who was still under the influence of the moorhsum nosaes.

"It's nay a runny babbit. It's a banny rubbit, honey," replied her Mom." Ah shite ! Now yous got me at it. And anyways, it's that young Angus and where's he going with our front door ".
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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2010, 07:28:47 AM »
I'm winning!

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2010, 03:33:13 PM »
Victory is mine!

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 04:10:42 PM »
Who's line is it anyway?

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 07:36:19 PM »
So, the old bat sauntered in, slowly looked around, snorted once or twice and then ...

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 08:41:34 PM »
Sadly JJ had barred the door and took off with the old bat's prize.  ;D

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Re: the last person to post here wins
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 10:05:51 PM »
Grandmothers are wicked, give that prize back.... right now .... you don't want me to get cranky.
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