OK Samson,
You are whinging about people slagging your name......
guess what? we didn't have to know that your parents were so cruel!
if you gave yourself that name.....who can you blame?
my real name is '12 inch penis' but I don't use it as a rule!
Go away, reinvent yourself and start again.
There was a song called 'a boy named Sue', you should google it.
For the record, I wasn't making fun of your name and I did welcome you.
Manners maketh the man, maybe you should start by apologising to Tina.
There are plenty of strange names here, my online name on the PS3 is 'dadsunderpants', it should have been dadsbigunderpants but they wouldn't allow that many characters. You obviously have a name that you can't live up to, so change it!
What about George? Or Bob?