Author Topic: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)  (Read 27565 times)

Offline Skip Slocum

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 01:29:44 PM »
We're just pulling his leg, I mean his femur.  ;D

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 01:34:40 PM »
We're just pulling his leg, I mean his femur.  ;D

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 01:44:06 PM »
Bones is the only one who can get away with 'licking the spoon clean' after Khakira's been 'rattlin' her stuff' in the Jello, which I believe is some hideous American import.

At the biker's bars the girls roll around in Swarfega.  They know the smell of that stuff, and a quick squirt of WD40 behind the ears is irresistible to the true spanner-boys.

It sorts the men from those who can't even change their own oil and pay to have all their servicing done.

May I suggest the possible idea of theme nights down in the cellar.  I'd hate to accidentally stomp my hefty biker boots onto the delicate little toes of - just as a random example - the kind of folks KowBoy would like to consort with.  Any more than I'd really want to risk my Hippy sandals amongst spike heels.

Finally, I'd like to wish Shaky ever success with her venture.

Gyppo - Who is now going out in the rain to buy real world 'chips and stuff'.

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 01:48:44 PM »
Gyppo, you should have seen it. Shaky and her sister were Jello wrestling and they lifted their arms and caught hold of the ceiling fan. It looked like a blinder set on puree.
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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 01:51:14 PM »
Theme nights in Shaky's sounds a pretty good idea to me. And look, even Shakira is nodding her head in agreement. ;D

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2010, 01:52:54 PM »
I'll take my drink shaken, not stirred.
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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2010, 01:53:07 PM »
She might still be a bit dizzy.

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2010, 02:16:44 PM »
At the biker's bars the girls roll around in Swarfega.

swarfega ! Havent seen that for years, buggers used to fill yer wellies with it at the tyre factory where i worked hundreds of years ago, yer'd come on shift at 6.00 am and put yer feet in ter yer wellies and what a lovely sound as yer feet plunged into the swarfega filled wellies. ;D
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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2010, 03:00:56 PM »
I heard Shaky and her sister entered a wet t-shirt contest and got nicknamed Lumpy and Bumpy.

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2010, 03:10:15 PM »
So Skip, Joe and Vienna, How do you feel about a themed night in here and what would you choose? Gyps already laid out his cards for a hippy night. ;)

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2010, 04:38:11 PM »
Is that quick wits or dim wits, ma?


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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2010, 04:40:43 PM »
Bring on the male stripper I say.

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2010, 04:43:59 PM »
FF,

That freakin' cracked me up.

I was looking for this classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqf2daVP3yI

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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2010, 04:52:48 PM »
You never know D. :P

Trust you to lower the tone FF.  Psst! Shaky stop drooling at the boys. I promised Bones I'd keep an eye on you. 

Yes, yes I know the one in the middle is a hottie, but a bit of decorum please.
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Re: Shaky's Place. For loose lips and grumpy ol' gits. (Adults only)
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2010, 05:00:38 PM »
Great taste Shaky, he was my pick as well.  ;D ;D

Well Ma, you did ask the question knowing I would maybe drop in........ ::)
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