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Author Topic: Voting For Caption Challenge 13  (Read 1299 times)

Offline thatollie

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Voting For Caption Challenge 13
« on: February 14, 2010, 04:23:12 AM »
1. Oi, Muttley, step away from the mouse.

2. It's  big step up from my cat-a-pult.

3. "Do you feel lucky, Pooch?  Well, do you?"

4. Watch out, here comes Killer Kitty!

5. Come near me with that flea spray and you're dead meat.

6. This looked a lot easier on Tom and Jerry.

7. Rat a tat tat
who is that?
Just a psycho
pussy cat.

8. I told them to buy Meow Mix©

9. "Put on your fur, or I'll shoot you!"

10. Thanks man! Thanks for giving me the opportunity to shoot next door's dog! And thanks for covering my rude bits with a blue star before you take that picture.

11. Sucker, I heard you talkin'. You take my nuts, I take your life.

12. Get your own shiny thing, fool!

13. Telescopic sight: great for watching the pussy go by.

14. What a shame, another cat-on-cat crime.

15. "You ain't taking me to no vet."

16. As the runt of the litter, Marvin had endured all he could handle.

17. Fundamentalist kitten in starfish hostage stand-off with Deputy Dog.

18. What do you mean, you FORGOT THE FISH?

19. So Fido, you thought you could sniff my bottom and get away with it, did you?

20. I'm warning you: One step closer and you're dead meat.

21. Roger that. Package secure. Eliminating opposition in 3...2...1...

22. Scientists discover that as well as being unsightly a grey pussy can be lethal.

23. Pictured here, a fierce advocate for inter-species relations.

24. From the NORWICH TIMES. A local man, Mr Oliver That, age 25, was arrested today by the RSPCA and charged with gluing his neighbour's kitten to an air rifle. As he was dragged from the house he was heard to shout: "What was I supposed to do? I didn't have anything for the caption contest."

25. After being rejected for the part of Milo, in the film Milo & Otis, Blisters the kitten did what any self-respecting sociopath would do, got a rifle and perched himself in a tall building.

26. It's bad enough just being a blue starfish without being publicly sodomised by a rifle wielding kitten at the same time.

27. "Go find your own mouse or I'll shoot you."

28. thats it fido take a nice leek on that grassy knoll
« Last Edit: March 26, 2017, 09:07:10 PM by fire-fly »
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