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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2010, 08:13:33 AM »
Fundamentalist kitten in starfish hostage stand-off with Deputy Dog.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2010, 09:04:39 AM »
What do you mean, you FORGOT THE FISH?
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 09:21:04 AM »
So Fido, you thought you could sniff my bottom and get away with it, did you?
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 01:24:58 PM »
Roger that. Package secure. Eliminating opposition in 3...2...1...
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2010, 02:45:48 PM »
Scientists discover that as well as being unsightly a grey pussy can be lethal.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2010, 03:09:39 PM »
Pictured here, a fierce advocate for inter-species relations.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2010, 03:20:45 PM »
From the NORWICH TIMES. A local man, Mr Oliver That, age 25, was arrested today by the RSPCA and charged with gluing his neighbour's kitten to an air rifle. As he was dragged from the house he was heard to shout: "What was I supposed to do? I didn't have anything for the caption contest."
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2010, 10:10:02 PM »
After being rejected for the part of Milo, in the film Milo & Otis, Blisters the kitten did what any self-respecting sociopath would do, got a rifle and perched himself in a tall building.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2010, 01:06:32 AM »
It's bad enough just being a blue starfish without being publicly sodomised by a rifle wielding kitten at the same time.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2010, 01:09:13 PM »
Here's the new challenge. Sorry it took so long to put up.

Post as many entries as you want, closing date 6pm [GMT] 30/01/2010
thats it fido take a nice leek on that grassy knoll
pretend your talking to someone educated in the Penal system,
In fact don't pretend.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2010, 04:19:40 AM »
Closed.
Voting options up soon.