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Caption Contest 13
« on: January 22, 2010, 05:03:41 PM »
Here's the new challenge. Sorry it took so long to put up.

Post as many entries as you want, closing date 6pm [GMT] 30/01/2010
« Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 04:38:00 AM by fire-fly »

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Re: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 05:12:26 PM »
Oi, Muttley, step away from the mouse.

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Re: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 05:45:27 PM »
It's  big step up from my cat-a-pult.
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Re: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 05:46:06 PM »
"Do you feel lucky, Pooch?  Well, do you?"
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Re: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 05:55:13 PM »
Come near me with that flea spray and you're dead meat.
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Re: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 06:05:16 PM »
This looked a lot easier on Tom and Jerry.
The correct usage of an ellipsis...is for the removal of greenfly from a rosebush.

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 06:21:41 PM »
Rat a tat tat
who is that?
Just a psycho
pussy cat.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 12:22:55 AM »
I told them to buy Meow Mix©
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 03:22:13 PM »
Thanks man! Thanks for giving me the opportunity to shoot next door's dog! And thanks for covering my rude bits with a blue star before you take that picture.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 01:52:33 AM »
Sucker, I heard you talkin'. You take my nuts, I take your life.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2010, 03:42:38 AM »
Get your own shiny thing, fool!
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2010, 04:38:24 AM »
Telescopic sight: great for watching the pussy go by.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2010, 05:04:17 AM »
What a shame, another cat-on-cat crime.
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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2010, 05:09:26 AM »
"You ain't taking me to no vet."

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Re: Sticky: Caption Contest 13
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2010, 05:15:23 AM »
As the runt of the litter, Marvin had endured all he could handle.
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