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Offline Kowboy

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2010, 11:23:56 AM »
"Flogging the Friar"?

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 11:41:04 AM »
shooting the shaman?

(love "flogging the friar," heh)

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2010, 01:07:50 PM »
For the sake of multi-faith harmony...   'Attacking the Ayatollah'?
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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2010, 03:20:05 PM »
For the sake of multi-faith harmony...   'Attacking the Ayatollah'?

Funny, that.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2010, 03:40:02 PM »
I don't know how I missed all this action.
You lot will go blind.

Great poem Drab, you could have ended it here though
Men's Things
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Are few,
we are simple creatures
knicking my shoes Rev..tut tut tut   :o

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2010, 04:01:33 PM »
Haha!

Yes, I have to agree with Dizi. She's absolutely right.  ;D

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2010, 05:29:40 PM »
Yes, I have to agree with Dizi. She's absolutely right.  ;D

It's working, Chaps.  The great deception is still on course.  The lasses will never believe we've fooled them, so it's still business as usual ;-)

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2010, 05:33:39 PM »
It's working, Chaps.  The great deception is still on course.  The lasses will never believe we've fooled them, so it's still business as usual ;-)

Gyppo
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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2010, 05:36:28 PM »
We let you think you have, thats the point.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »
We do likewise, so it's a 'MAD' world.  Mutually Assured Deception.  As long as no-one rocks the boat all will be well.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2010, 05:55:33 PM »
and know how to float.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2010, 08:51:11 PM »
Thanks for your kind (former) comment DIZI and thanks to everyone else, you are a funny lot.
My conscience is telling me that I have been a bad boy and deserve to be punished, so I'll have to strip naked and 'purge the priest', 'rub the e rector', 'cane the cannon', 'masticate the monsignor', 'rub the rabbi' or maybe just 'dunk the monk'? Life would be so much simpler if I wasn't a man of the cloth. Had I been a farmer I could have 'rubbed the rhubarb'.
To live, with gentle but cunning deceit, and accept the consequences, is the destiny of every man.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2010, 09:06:25 PM »
are you daft, man?  you're rubbing the rector and rabbi both.  think of the rhubarb that could cause ...

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2010, 09:24:47 PM »
Zealots such as I occasionally rub peoples up the wrong way! But I would "never rub another man's rhubarb".
Can anyone tell me what movie that quote is from? (I can't remember)
Or my favourite quote "You ask if I'm married, of course I'm married, wife, house, children, everything. The full catastrophe"
Clue, b&w movie set in Greece.
To live, with gentle but cunning deceit, and accept the consequences, is the destiny of every man.

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Re: Mens Things
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2010, 06:13:30 AM »