Mens Things

[drab]

We are simple creatures
demand so little

beer
and football
mostly
plain food
boring clothes

we'll spend hours
holding long things
like bottles
fishing rods
spanners
and when she's not looking
other things

we like
black coffee
white underpants
we train our dogs
to do simple tricks
like sit stay beg
and when
we want our dangly bits
dangled
instead of a carrot
we
in turn
dangle the possibility
of a new pair of shoes.

Sorry DIZI, couldn't resist the shoe thing!
Revenge!!!
 

[eric]

men are just like dogs.
all they want to do is eat, sleep, and have fun.


... there is a longer version of this with more specific ways of having fun, but this one's good because it's simple and short.  besides, i'm too lazy to type the long one.

[drab]

men are just like dogs.
all they want to do is eat, sleep, and have fun.
But we do it so well!

[Tina]

LOL-------terrific poem!
This ones a keeper.   

[Kowboy]

I liked it.

Kowboy

[Gyppo]

Nice one.  Simple pleasures ;-)  Twas always thus...

From The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam:

Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

[twisted wheel]

and 'other' things
when she's not looking

 

that was good mate.

[drab]

Thanks guys.

[CCRP]

I always thought it was Christianity you adhered, to Rev Drab, but now I see it's an entirely different religion. 

[drab]

My body is my temple and I was always told to 'explore' my faith!

[CCRP]

Well, that explains it. 

[Gyppo]

'Inter-Ecumenical Dispute'  otherwise known as 'Bashing The Bishop' ;-)

[eric]

... or "duking the deacon?"

[Kowboy]

"Pulling the Pope"?

[CCRP]

"Ripping the Rabbi"?