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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2010, 02:12:02 PM »
your new answer is a question.
its ok, i'll think up an answer!

Shopping sprees.

New answer: Fireflies and glow worms
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 02:15:36 PM »
your new answer is a question.
its ok, i'll think up an answer!

Shopping sprees.

You're right.
Is this better?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 02:17:27 PM »
What is one of the many awesome movies directed by the Cohen brothers?

New answer:  K-Pax
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2010, 02:22:13 PM »
One of Kevin Spacey's very bad movies.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2010, 02:33:24 PM »
Something to place in front of the screen when  K-Pax came on


new answer:  2 shillings, a really bad hair-do and a broken comb
 

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2010, 02:35:49 PM »
What are three common things in britain?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »
Who would win the title of "Worst Author of childrens books"

new answer: IT, The Stand and Under the Dome

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2010, 02:47:51 PM »
What are three of Stephen Kings books?

(actually two of those were made for television *stephen king nerd*

New answer: Because a fox darted across the road holding a fish.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2010, 03:01:59 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

New answer: My pen was stuck in her ear.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2010, 08:59:52 PM »
Complete the (hitherto unknown) end of this sentence: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but ________"

New answer: Any day but Sunday, and only if you're wearing a chicken suit.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2010, 12:23:16 AM »
When is the best time to run around the egg factory?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2010, 02:43:16 PM »
What are the very latest kitchen appliances in Russia

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2010, 11:32:42 PM »
What was the shady appliance salesman trying to pawn off on unsuspecting customers?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2010, 05:43:28 AM »
 Q. Can You name three single malt whiskies distilled in the Srath Spè region of the Scottish Highlands ?


  A. The British motorway network.



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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2010, 07:20:08 AM »
Where do folks drive on the wrong side of the road?

new answer: Frankenstein and Cinderella
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