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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2010, 08:09:31 AM »
What do you need to perform a backstreet abortion?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2010, 08:32:35 AM »
whats the aftermath of eating breakfast at wmc bar

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2010, 09:04:28 AM »
Who had the hots for Liah?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2010, 09:10:27 AM »
What was Eddie the Eagles downfall

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »
What would you expect from propositioning Amy Grant, the actress?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2010, 05:24:59 AM »
In essence, how would you describe George Bush's greatest speech?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2010, 08:23:58 AM »
In essence, how would you describe any speech from Bill Clinton?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2010, 08:37:36 AM »
What does an average Catholic priest get through every month?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »
What the  English Navy use to sweeten the air below decks during the armada invasion

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2010, 01:30:32 PM »
What was found in the confessional stall of St Anthony's church.

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Stir twice and leave to freeze
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »
What do you do with a group of old politicians?


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« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2010, 02:03:22 PM »
What do you do when you've found out some did the deed on your sheets?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2010, 02:05:08 PM »
Who was Dr. Watson's closest friend?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »
What is Captain Kirk's favourite sandwhich filling?

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Fish, sugar and a large side of onions
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2010, 02:09:30 PM »
What do you get at most Friday night fish-fry events?


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