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Spell Chick · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2010, 08:26:43 AM »

What is the entertainment at a Beefeater Restaurant?

New answer: A skydiver and a crash helmet.

thatollie · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2010, 11:12:05 PM »

What was the name of Gyppo's debut album?

New Answer: Three weeks from Tuesday.

robc · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2010, 02:39:50 PM »

how long to the next loo after taking imodium

New answer.....mild green fairy liquid

Spell Chick · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:04:15 PM »

What did Bones stick in Tim's drink after Tim mentioned his Panda project one too many times?

new answer: phosphorescent flatulence.

Don · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:27:07 PM »

The gastric side-effect of a pan-galactic gargleblaster.

New answer: juniper berries and olives.

robc · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:00:39 AM »

Whats not included in the pan-galactic gargleblaster

New answer: public toilets and teenage bedrooms

pb · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:28:14 AM »

junkie, the new essence from calvin kline (like, sniff, what's in it?)

3.1415927

robc · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:39:32 PM »

Whats the size of the hole in my pocket

New Answer: A lovely green shade

Spell Chick · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:29:29 PM »

What color was Joe's face after he was made to don his new Mod Uniform?

new answer: Piccolo

thatollie · « **Reply #24 on:** January 09, 2010, 02:32:41 AM »

What is the least amusing anagram of coolpic?

New Answer: Ribbon, a deck of cards and your face.

Mark H · « **Reply #25 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:20:39 AM »

Name three things you should never use as a substitute for toilet tissue.

New answer: A pet dingo.

thatollie · « **Reply #26 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:25:53 AM »

What is Firefly's fondest childhood memory?

New Answer: Pipe cleaners and hot chocolate.

Mark H · « **Reply #27 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:32:25 AM »

What does Gyppo keep hidden in his sheepskin thong?

New answer: Training geese to roller skate.

thatollie · « **Reply #28 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:44:16 AM »

What are the organizers of this year's Superbowl halftime show doing right now?

New answer: A feather caught in the left rear wheel.

robc · « **Reply #29 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:46:01 AM »

Whats the biggest hazzard when traing geese to roller skate

new answer: A ball-bearing, a dab of grease and more than a lot of luck