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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 08:26:43 AM »
What is the entertainment at a Beefeater Restaurant?

New answer: A skydiver and a crash helmet.
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 11:12:05 PM »
What was the name of Gyppo's debut album?

New Answer: Three weeks from Tuesday.

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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2010, 02:39:50 PM »
how long to the next loo after taking imodium

New answer.....mild green fairy liquid

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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2010, 05:04:15 PM »
What did Bones stick in Tim's drink after Tim mentioned his Panda project one too many times?

new answer: phosphorescent flatulence.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2010, 11:27:07 PM »
The gastric side-effect of a pan-galactic gargleblaster.

New answer: juniper berries and olives.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2010, 11:00:39 AM »
Whats not included in the  pan-galactic gargleblaster

New answer:    public toilets and teenage bedrooms

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2010, 11:28:14 AM »
junkie, the new essence from calvin kline (like, sniff, what's in it?)

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 03:39:32 PM »
Whats the size of the hole in my pocket

New Answer:   A lovely green shade

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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2010, 05:29:29 PM »
What color was Joe's face after he was made to don his new Mod Uniform?

new answer: Piccolo 
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2010, 02:32:41 AM »
What is the least amusing anagram of coolpic?

New Answer: Ribbon, a deck of cards and your face.

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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2010, 05:20:39 AM »
Name three things you should never use as a substitute for toilet tissue.

New answer: A pet dingo.
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2010, 05:25:53 AM »
What is Firefly's fondest childhood memory?

New Answer: Pipe cleaners and hot chocolate.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2010, 05:32:25 AM »
What does Gyppo keep hidden in his sheepskin thong?

New answer: Training geese to roller skate.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2010, 05:44:16 AM »
What are the organizers of this year's Superbowl halftime show doing right now?

New answer: A feather caught in the left rear wheel.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2010, 07:46:01 AM »
Whats the biggest hazzard when traing geese to roller skate

new answer:  A ball-bearing, a dab of grease and more than a lot of luck