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If this is the answer...
« on: January 04, 2010, 11:34:38 PM »
What is the question?
The rules of this game are simple. You provide the question to the answer of the previous poster, and then provide a new answer.
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Quote from: poster1
Answer: 7

Quote from: poster2
Question: How many posts will this thread get?

New Answer: 5 a day.

So we'll start off with this answer.

New Answer: 5 a day.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 11:41:33 PM »
Question: On average, how many alcoholic drinks did Don consume in the month of December.

New answer: A serious skin rash.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 11:45:13 PM »
Question: What would Don get if he bathed in all his December drinks?

New Answer: Over the bridge on your right.

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 12:02:00 AM »
Directions to the Swan public house from the A4095.

New answer: 14 to 6
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 12:03:23 AM »
Question: What are the odds that MWC will have at least one breakdown in 2010?


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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 12:14:23 AM »
Number of frozen hamburgers McDonald's was able to make from the last 10 pounds of chopped meat they bought.

New answer: $4.32
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 12:21:27 AM »
Question: How much was left over from Obama's campaign fund?

New Answer: Three plastic fish and a wheel of Dutch cheese.

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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 12:26:50 AM »
First prize in Holland's new Cheese Rolling Festival.

New answer: The Bangkok to Bhopal express.
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 12:42:15 AM »
Question: What was Thaksin Shinawatra's college nickname?

New Answer: Leftover pizza and a calculator.

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 01:19:41 AM »
Question : Where did the first W.I. meeting take place in the UK

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 01:42:14 AM »
Question: What was Dr Shipman's first comment when he entered Spearmint Rhino?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 03:08:20 AM »
Question:  The average times a married couple in Western Cultures have sex.

New Answer:  380 nautical miles

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 03:24:58 AM »
Question: How far do you have to travel with The Proclaimers on constant loop before blowing your brains out?

New Answer: The Golden Gate Bridge.

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 07:56:00 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 08:24:00 AM »
What is the vegetarian option at a Beefeater Restaurant?

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