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Jo Bannister

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2295 on: December 01, 2017, 02:21:33 PM »
You can't go to a royal investiture in your birthday suit!  What was the suggested dress-code?

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« Reply #2296 on: December 03, 2017, 06:50:47 AM »
What did you win in your Saturday night poker game?



new answer: lemonade
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« Reply #2297 on: December 03, 2017, 11:09:03 AM »
Who you gonna call if your citrus is sick?

New answer:  pale pink, with a faint hint of violet.

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« Reply #2298 on: December 03, 2017, 11:38:51 AM »
How would you describe your husband's hemorrhoids?

New Answer: A flyswatter ought to take care of it.

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« Reply #2299 on: December 03, 2017, 03:49:51 PM »
Is it true, Bilbo, that the dragon has left the Lonely Mountain and is heading this way?

New answer:  That's what I call rock music!

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2300 on: December 04, 2017, 05:59:06 AM »
Why are you using a lump of granite to tap out the rhythm of The Sash on that orangeman's head?

New answer: If at first you don't succeed, march, march and march again.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2301 on: December 04, 2017, 06:46:09 AM »
What happened to April's arrival?



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« Reply #2302 on: December 04, 2017, 07:06:57 AM »
What became of your icy lover?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2303 on: December 07, 2017, 06:33:39 AM »
What did you think of your touch typing class?



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« Reply #2304 on: December 07, 2017, 06:36:55 AM »
What do you enjoy most about being tardy?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2305 on: December 08, 2017, 06:40:35 AM »
However did you manage to blend in at the Old Folks' Home?




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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2306 on: December 08, 2017, 06:44:37 AM »
How do I get your skirt off?!

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« Reply #2307 on: December 13, 2017, 12:46:24 PM »
Where did you get that hat?

New Answer: Freudian slip

Jo Bannister

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2308 on: December 13, 2017, 02:37:50 PM »
What do you wear under a dreamy party-frock?

New answer:  This is fancy-dress!

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2309 on: January 10, 2019, 05:35:43 AM »
What did Raggedy Ann say when admonished by the Queen's protocol advisers for dressing in rags?








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