Author Topic: If this is the answer...  (Read 252673 times)

Offline robc

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 443
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2010, 01:16:37 PM »
Name a lavishly whiskered victorian

new answer  :  shine a light on it and poke it in the eye

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2010, 01:50:21 PM »
doctor, what are you going to do?




cats and dogs

Offline herron

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15495
  • There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
    • Broken Glass
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #92 on: January 17, 2010, 02:28:01 PM »
What animals, revered by the ancients, are really descendants of aliens who were marooned here centuries ago?


New answer:   pickles and a radon tube
web: Broken Glass
blog: Painting With Light
media: RLH Media
The Book of Face: R. Herron, Author
Tweets: @ronherron

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #93 on: January 17, 2010, 03:33:13 PM »
how do tesco make their own brand whiskey taste so good, considering it's cheaper than lighter fluid?





i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it, i like to move it.

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #94 on: January 17, 2010, 03:47:10 PM »
what are dick cheney's lovely wife Lynn, and Dick himself fondly known as among diplomatic circles



my pet cat Steve

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #95 on: January 17, 2010, 04:01:23 PM »
so, that's one lobster, one steak tartar, one milanese veal, one langusitine, and one white truffle salad. anything else?


 this was also the theme of the southbank lecture he delivered on the occasion

Offline herron

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15495
  • There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
    • Broken Glass
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #96 on: January 17, 2010, 08:40:28 PM »
What was "Going Broke With Other People's Money?"


new answer:  aardvark pacifier
web: Broken Glass
blog: Painting With Light
media: RLH Media
The Book of Face: R. Herron, Author
Tweets: @ronherron

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #97 on: January 17, 2010, 08:44:39 PM »
How do you keep an anteater happy?

new answer: frozen knickers and tenant flogging
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline herron

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15495
  • There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
    • Broken Glass
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #98 on: January 17, 2010, 08:49:24 PM »
How do you keep your landlord happy?


new answer:  Beethoven, Bach, Mozart and Little Richard
web: Broken Glass
blog: Painting With Light
media: RLH Media
The Book of Face: R. Herron, Author
Tweets: @ronherron

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2010, 08:56:17 PM »
Who was the opening act for Milli Vanilli

new answer: time in a bottle and bottled water
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline herron

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15495
  • There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
    • Broken Glass
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2010, 09:02:49 PM »
Who was a great singer who died too young, and what is a lousy ringtone?

new answer:   Bambi and Goldilocks
web: Broken Glass
blog: Painting With Light
media: RLH Media
The Book of Face: R. Herron, Author
Tweets: @ronherron

Offline Jazmin

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 499
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2010, 10:34:13 PM »
Which two fairytale characters shared the awarded title of "Wayward Orphan of the Year"?

N.A: Three - but sometimes four - and never after he has spoken to a crowd of 30.
The correct usage of an ellipsis...is for the removal of greenfly from a rosebush.

Offline thatollie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1443
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2010, 07:16:36 AM »
What was the last line Dickens wrote before he died?

New Answer: Futile gibbering
Never make a decision standing up.

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #103 on: January 18, 2010, 09:35:18 AM »
what is your wife's Navaho name?




it was an accident

Offline pb

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 778
Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #104 on: January 18, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »
do your three cows have names?




ronald reagan