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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2010, 05:56:46 PM »
One of Kevin Spacey's very bad movies.
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2010, 06:55:29 PM »
Name two parts of the male anatomy.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2010, 07:06:35 PM »
who will be systematically opposing the data that says climate change is man made?




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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2010, 08:00:57 PM »
What was that masked man's mask made of?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2010, 01:49:14 PM »
Where should you never sunbathe?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2010, 02:08:29 PM »
posh name for what they call that morning after feeling in your mouth

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2010, 02:22:58 PM »
What is the final bit of Jamie Oliver's custard recipe.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2010, 02:30:03 PM »
What was that haunting howl we heard last night in the outback

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2010, 02:49:53 PM »
what does jamie oliver's custard recipe look like? Voila!




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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2010, 03:05:03 PM »
What porno prop did Gloria two-holes McFluff auction at Sutherby's the day after her operation?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2010, 03:42:18 PM »
The Mars Candy Co.'s sorry excuse for a new M&M.


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2010, 11:40:23 PM »
What is guaranteed to ruin the taste of a nice single malt Scotch?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2010, 11:47:32 PM »
What trio most influenced Nickleback's music?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #88 on: January 17, 2010, 07:14:28 AM »
What is guaranteed to keep you relaxed, loose, and lolling around?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2010, 09:35:56 AM »
what was the opening line in the first draft of Rudyard Kipling's poem 'If'?



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