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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2010, 03:04:18 PM »
Who won king and Queen of the prom 1911

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2010, 07:42:29 PM »
What are two things of which former President Bush (the younger) will never be accused?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2010, 07:46:19 PM »
Name two things you'd like to glue to your penis.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #63 on: January 13, 2010, 04:14:54 PM »
how to avoid being noticed buying a condom in the pub toilets

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(i can understand britney but why coco-puffs?)
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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #64 on: January 13, 2010, 06:07:08 PM »
This wasn't done right. I pay you to actually do the work, not just look like you are doing the work. I don't care how many assignments you had to complete and that it took you 10 hours of your 8 hour day. If you had done it correctly the first time it wouldn't have taken so long.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #65 on: January 13, 2010, 06:36:00 PM »
What two things are you not likely to find in Mike Tyson's closet?


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #66 on: January 13, 2010, 07:01:14 PM »
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(i can understand britney but why coco-puffs?)

It gives that little extra sensitivity when you're with your woman.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2010, 07:47:00 AM »
the succesful election slogan in the next french election

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2010, 08:26:07 AM »
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2010, 09:13:52 AM »
at the last minute he changed his plea to not guilty. he told the court he was actually attempting the




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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2010, 10:32:31 AM »
If you look inside a banker's, head what will you find?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2010, 03:31:32 PM »
removed and rewritten:

presented to the elders, on behalf of the queen, for all the land south of delhi (take it or leave it)

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2010, 04:54:24 PM »
What sounds issue from Mark.'s bedroom during time alone with a soft, fluffy towel?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2010, 04:56:19 PM »
at the last minute he changed his plea to not guilty. he told the court he was actually attempting the
presented to the elders, on behalf of the queen, for all the land south of delhi (take it or leave it)
these are questions?  :-\

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2010, 05:04:02 PM »
whats the latest confection enjoyed by ogre children

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