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Mark H
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Re: If this is the answer...
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Reply #30 on:
January 09, 2010, 08:09:31 AM »
What do you need to perform a backstreet abortion?
New answer: There will be a smell of smoke and a crunchy topping.
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robc
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Reply #31 on:
January 09, 2010, 08:32:35 AM »
whats the aftermath of eating breakfast at wmc bar
New Answer: Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and a Storm Trooper
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Spell Chick
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Reply #32 on:
January 09, 2010, 09:04:28 AM »
Who had the hots for Liah?
new answer: slippery slopes and rum runners
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robc
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Reply #33 on:
January 09, 2010, 09:10:27 AM »
What was Eddie the Eagles downfall
new answer: a plastercast and a slightly bloody nose
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herron
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January 09, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »
What would you expect from propositioning Amy Grant, the actress?
New Answer: Twenty seven pounds of cow dung.
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Mark H
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Re: If this is the answer...
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Reply #35 on:
January 10, 2010, 05:24:59 AM »
In essence, how would you describe George Bush's greatest speech?
New answer: A flaming whopper.
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or:
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Spell Chick
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Choose well
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Reply #36 on:
January 10, 2010, 08:23:58 AM »
In essence, how would you describe any speech from Bill Clinton?
New answer: sixteen candles and twenty-seven virgins
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Little Bits of History
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Imperfect Reason
My thoughts, such as they are.
Mark H
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Posts: 19722
Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: If this is the answer...
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Reply #37 on:
January 10, 2010, 08:37:36 AM »
What does an average Catholic priest get through every month?
New answer: A Frenchman with a tulip up his bottom.
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Bristle Side Down,
The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes
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Middleclass Machismo
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If poetry is not your thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg
robc
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Posts: 443
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Reply #38 on:
January 10, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »
What the English Navy use to sweeten the air below decks during the armada invasion
New Answer: A Vicar, a Choirboy and a troop of Venture scouts
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Nadine1
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Reply #39 on:
January 10, 2010, 01:30:32 PM »
What was found in the confessional stall of St Anthony's church.
New answer:
Stir twice and leave to freeze
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herron
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Reply #40 on:
January 10, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »
What do you do with a group of old politicians?
New Answer: Dispose of by burning.
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Nadine1
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I don't want to be famous, just published. ^.^
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Reply #41 on:
January 10, 2010, 02:03:22 PM »
What do you do when you've found out some did the deed on your sheets?
New answer: Sherlock Holmes
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Coffee, it's just like liquid sex.
"When people ask me how I write I invariably answer 'one word at a time." -Stephen King
herron
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Posts: 15495
There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
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Reply #42 on:
January 10, 2010, 02:05:08 PM »
Who was Dr. Watson's closest friend?
New Answer: Bananas and marmalade
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Nadine1
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Posts: 117
I don't want to be famous, just published. ^.^
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Reply #43 on:
January 10, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »
What is Captain Kirk's favourite sandwhich filling?
New answer:
Fish, sugar and a large side of onions
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Coffee, it's just like liquid sex.
"When people ask me how I write I invariably answer 'one word at a time." -Stephen King
herron
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Posts: 15495
There's no burden heavier than a great potential.
Re: If this is the answer...
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Reply #44 on:
January 10, 2010, 02:09:30 PM »
What do you get at most Friday night fish-fry events?
New Answer: What do nearly all financial managers care most about?
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