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Mark H · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:09:31 AM »

What do you need to perform a backstreet abortion?

New answer: There will be a smell of smoke and a crunchy topping.

robc · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:32:35 AM »

whats the aftermath of eating breakfast at wmc bar

New Answer: Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and a Storm Trooper

Spell Chick · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:04:28 AM »

Who had the hots for Liah?

new answer: slippery slopes and rum runners

robc · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:10:27 AM »

What was Eddie the Eagles downfall

new answer: a plastercast and a slightly bloody nose

herron · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »

What would you expect from propositioning Amy Grant, the actress?

New Answer: Twenty seven pounds of cow dung.

Mark H · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2010, 05:24:59 AM »

In essence, how would you describe George Bush's greatest speech?

New answer: A flaming whopper.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:23:58 AM »

In essence, how would you describe any speech from Bill Clinton?

New answer: sixteen candles and twenty-seven virgins

Mark H · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:37:36 AM »

What does an average Catholic priest get through every month?

New answer: A Frenchman with a tulip up his bottom.

robc · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »

What the English Navy use to sweeten the air below decks during the armada invasion

New Answer: A Vicar, a Choirboy and a troop of Venture scouts

Nadine1 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2010, 01:30:32 PM »

What was found in the confessional stall of St Anthony's church.

New answer:
Stir twice and leave to freeze

herron · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »

What do you do with a group of old politicians?

New Answer: Dispose of by burning.

Nadine1 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 10, 2010, 02:03:22 PM »

What do you do when you've found out some did the deed on your sheets?

New answer: Sherlock Holmes

herron · « **Reply #42 on:** January 10, 2010, 02:05:08 PM »

Who was Dr. Watson's closest friend?

New Answer: Bananas and marmalade

Nadine1 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 10, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »

What is Captain Kirk's favourite sandwhich filling?

New answer:
Fish, sugar and a large side of onions

herron · « **Reply #44 on:** January 10, 2010, 02:09:30 PM »

What do you get at most Friday night fish-fry events?

New Answer: What do nearly all financial managers care most about?