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Mr. Barry

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2265 on: October 27, 2017, 01:00:30 AM »
What happened when Granddaddy sat on the Stove?

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Jo Bannister

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« Reply #2266 on: October 27, 2017, 04:01:57 AM »
Now, have you everything you need for a day out at the Great Yorkshire Show?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2267 on: October 27, 2017, 07:06:45 AM »
What did that naked rambler just say to you?



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« Reply #2268 on: October 28, 2017, 04:25:38 AM »
And did it?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2269 on: October 28, 2017, 08:11:54 AM »
The date would have been far more romantic if only he remembered to pack everything. Do you know what he forgot?



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« Reply #2270 on: October 28, 2017, 01:52:09 PM »
I asked for cream for my strawberries, and do you know what they brought me?

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« Reply #2271 on: November 02, 2017, 05:13:52 AM »

Did Gyppo really rip out his Rambo Primroses for beating up the other flowers in his garden?

 

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2272 on: November 02, 2017, 07:25:21 AM »
And what happened there?





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« Reply #2273 on: November 02, 2017, 11:18:32 AM »
Didn't she know that tanks are designed to keep going come what may?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2274 on: November 03, 2017, 07:12:50 AM »
You mean we weren't talking about a "wife beater" shirt?




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« Reply #2275 on: November 03, 2017, 10:12:10 AM »
Whatever happened to that wife-beater shirt you used to wear all the time?

New answer:  Of course, I had to lie on the insurance claim.

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2276 on: November 05, 2017, 05:09:09 PM »
Grieving widow of a murder victim: It was double indemnity on my husband's life insurance policy.
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« Reply #2277 on: November 07, 2017, 03:57:31 AM »
Um - forget something, Chick?

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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2278 on: November 08, 2017, 10:49:21 AM »
Um - forget something, Chick?

Why, yes, I did. I'm very old and senile, you know.


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Re: If this is the answer...
« Reply #2279 on: November 08, 2017, 01:50:17 PM »
Why is the second Mrs de Winter peering into the middle distance all expectantly like that?

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