Author Topic: Movies as an inspiration  (Read 2148 times)

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Movies as an inspiration
« on: January 01, 2010, 04:47:37 AM »
Matrix Res-erection

Neo
chose the blue pill.

He spent the next 8 hours
with a rock hard
boner.
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

twisted wheel

  • Guest
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 04:55:48 AM »
Matrix Res-erection

Neo
chose the blue pill.

He spent the next 8 hours
with a rock hard
boner.


 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 08:12:49 AM »
There should be an alert on this poem.

I was taking a sip (okay a gulp) of my coffee and nearly ruined my computer. You should really warn people.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline eric

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10576
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 09:10:07 AM »
warning:  poem by mark

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 09:22:55 AM »
Warning: Choking Hazard ,,,, but after reading the poem, visions of chickens .... it's all too much. LOL

Mark, loved it.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline Akeith (Gray)

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2583
  • Waiting for a drink...
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 01:18:31 PM »
"Choking hazard"...oh, the vision of that!!!

Good one Mark.

Offline DIZI

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1962
    • My Blog.
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 04:07:42 PM »
Sorry Mark, did nothing for me.
Sounds too much like one of the antequated jokes from when the film was first released.

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 06:39:40 PM »
Don't apologise D. You can't please all of the people all of the time.  :)
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Offline DIZI

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1962
    • My Blog.
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 06:51:25 PM »
Quote
You can't please all of the people all of the time
cliche Mark!!!
I know, I wish I could.

Offline Mark H

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19722
  • Middleclass Machismo now available.
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 05:33:26 AM »
OK Dizi. Expunge that cliché from your mind and replace it with this ...

Even Chinese restaurant owners that give away free prawn crackers with every meal, fail to impress vegetarian diners.
Buy Bristle Side Down, The Man Who Wore Brown Shoes and Middleclass Machismo here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=570142

If poetry is not your thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PueM04F0Qz8 or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Zm8cj9MGg

Offline rikki

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 438
  • What is 'is'...who cares?
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 08:59:39 AM »
OK Dizi. Expunge that cliché from your mind and replace it with this ...

Even Chinese restaurant owners that give away free prawn crackers with every meal, fail to impress vegetarian diners.

 ;D 
Where the slime is thickest, under that rock, that's where they found me.

Offline Bananafish

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 19
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2010, 12:20:56 AM »
This was funny, Mark.  I have to be honest though, after reading some of your thoughtful reviews, I expected something a bit more profound.  Do you have any other plays on movie titles?  They are always a lot of fun.

Bill

Offline DIZI

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1962
    • My Blog.
Re: Movies as an inspiration
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2010, 06:26:06 AM »
Quote
Even Chinese restaurant owners that give away free prawn crackers with every meal, fail to impress vegetarian diners.
ha ha that's more Mark.