What one thing do we know about poets, historically? I mean, other than that they wrote poetry? What one thing did they have in common? That's right, they were all drunken louts (except for Emily Dickinson maybe). So to celebrate the New Year poetry style, I suggest we all get smashed.
I persuaded Bones from the MWC bar to help us out here, just show up in a post, ask him for whatever you want, and he'll give it. Yes, John, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant ... and at Bones's bar.