Poll

Caption the Candy Man Ballot Boxes

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2 (8%)
2
0 (0%)
3
0 (0%)
4
1 (4%)
5
0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
7
2 (8%)
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0 (0%)
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3 (12%)
10
0 (0%)
11
0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
14
1 (4%)
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2 (8%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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1 (4%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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2 (8%)
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0 (0%)
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2 (8%)
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1 (4%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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1 (4%)
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2 (8%)
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2 (8%)
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1 (4%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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1 (4%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
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0 (0%)
39
1 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: December 07, 2009, 02:41:34 AM

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Caption Contest #11 Poll - *CLOSED*
« on: November 29, 2009, 02:41:34 AM »
Caption Contest #11 Poll
Welcome to the voting poll for Caption Contest 11. Pardon the hold-up as I was waylaid by a turkey...a few of them actually. ;)

My Writers Circle abounds with clever witticisms and barmy armies of wonderful writers so show them (and each other) your appreciation and cast your votes here. Thanks to everyone who played along. You all made this fun. Now without further delay:

You have a little more than 7 days and no less than 3 votes, yes THREE VOTES to do with as you wish but they are only good here.          
Poll closes on 6 December 2009. Get to it and enjoy!
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The inspiration for this Caption Contest courtesy of Bart Van Oudenhove.


                                                                      
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1.)   "Deb, my tits are no longer bubbling and my surprise no longer pops out.  I think the batteries are dead.  If I don't find that damn bunny soon, I'm going to cry and my mascara will be all over the place.  HELP ME!"

2.)   I dread to think where the coin slot might be.

3.)   I didn't quite want to go there, X.

4.)   Beam me up Scottie. And tell that cretin Spock, he was wrong about planetary dress sense.

5.)   Eventually Bushy finds a way to look even sillier.

6.)   So that's what happened to Dylan d'Vilde

7.)   That'll be 100 dollars, George.

8.)   Why does the gum taste like poopie, baby?

9.)   I'm starting to regret this. I'm certain this stupid red wig is totally over the top.

10.) No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to blend in with the crowd.

11.) These people are crazy.

12.) Honey, this is distressing, I really need my 'Bubble gum from my yum yum' sign!

13.) Really sir, when I locked up the gumball machine was still there.

14.) Hi Dad. You'll never guess what's happened ...

15.) Does my gum look big in this?

16.) Get me a lawyer, there's a plastic surgeon I need to sue!

17.)  Hello? Hospital? I'm having a bit of a problem with this new catheter you fitted.

18.) What? There's no costume party?

19.) Yes, Darling. Of course I still have it on. It's stuck.

20.)  "Umm, one problem, how the hell am I supposed to pee?"

21.)  That idiot tried to stick the coin in the back.

22.)  As Dr Frankenstein developed his technique, he let the whimsical side of his personality show through in his work.

23.)  "I'm coming back, I need to refill my boobs."
 
24.)  I'll give you something to chew on.

25.)  The making of the best tan line ever.

26.)  "Just checking, where are we meeting again?

27.)  "Engineer.  There's something jammed under the flap."

28.)  "Sorry, but when you promised me a Killer Machine for the 2010 Gumball Rally I was really expecting something with mag wheels."

29.)   Free Willy (with every purchase)

30.)  "Hello? Yes, this is Sticky Dicky."

31.)  "Hello, is that the printers? ...Okay, can you tell me when my 'Suck on This' label will be ready?"

32.)  Gumball, not pinball, you idiot. Stop feeling around for my flippers.

33.)  Is that Who I Think It Is?

34.)  Yes, I said they need refilling.  No, this is not a prank call!

35.)  "Im so glad Suzy set us up...yep, Im here...Im the guy with the red hair."

36.)  "Heck yes I have the balls to wear something like this!"

37.)  "Do I have the balls to do that? You bet I do."

38.)  "Hi, Gumballs for Boobs?  I need to place a refill order."

39.)  "Well, apparently the surgeon thought I was in for a nipple bypass operation."













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