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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2009, 11:50:39 PM »
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2009, 04:19:32 AM »
Poor Rhonda. She always gets the shitty end of the stick. She should have run off with Citabria when she had the chance.
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2009, 07:49:55 AM »
Great poem. It bears irresistible double overtones and contains many imaginatively graphic descriptions of specifically sexual apparatuses. It's a challenge to the romance narratives of the lyric genre. The short, sharp line breaks, and their variances added to the immediacy. I'm sorry I have nothing constructive to offer. I simply enjoyed it. Thanks for the read.

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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2009, 07:52:32 AM »
Hi Shard

Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment.  :)

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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2009, 11:32:55 PM »
Oh---I thought her legs were so close together or shall we say uptight? (just lay back and think of Uncle Sam my dear)

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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2009, 02:03:50 AM »
Well yes, this poem is open to interpretation. For example, the slippery thing might be her false eye  :D
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2009, 02:05:21 AM »
The brown one.
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2009, 02:09:59 AM »
That is disgusting  :o And how the bloody hell does a surgeon fit a false arsehole?
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2009, 01:28:42 PM »
I know you laughed.
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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2009, 05:24:43 PM »
that's from Mark's book.

I'm not sure if its the wine I've had to drink tonight

hm, oxy, someone is holding you down and making you drink that wine?

and so is my SO

MWC men around the world sigh in disappointment

this reinforces my will to never cheat while I am here in Wales

MWC men around the world frantically check travel schedules to see when you're leaving Wales


........... just kidding, ms.




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Re: A warning for American girls visiting England
« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2009, 06:07:02 PM »
Watch our Oxy. I think he's got his eye on you. :o ;D

I honestly don't know what's gotten in to me lately. ::) :P
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