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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3000 on: June 14, 2011, 12:18:07 AM »
Toe curling tax.  ;D
I don't know what that means. ::) :P :D



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3001 on: June 14, 2011, 12:28:58 AM »
By measuring your fingers.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3002 on: June 14, 2011, 12:35:34 AM »
By measuring your fingers.

Unlikely reason for wanting to measure toe curling.

;D

To thwart fake orgasms.


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3003 on: June 14, 2011, 12:59:39 AM »
You're experiencing a real multiple orgasm.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3004 on: June 14, 2011, 01:09:49 AM »


You get a tax refund from your toe curling or you're watching the Republican Presidential Debate.

Unlikely response to a multiple 'O'!


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3005 on: June 14, 2011, 06:50:08 AM »
Wow, I wasn't sure if I should enjoy the ride or give you an epilepsy pill.

An unlikely way to free your finger when it's trapped in something tight.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3006 on: June 14, 2011, 07:36:11 AM »
Put your feet against the wall for leverage while you grunt and pull until your finger comes out of the socket.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3007 on: June 14, 2011, 07:48:21 AM »
You were trying to find a mythical creature that lives in moist hidy-holes and has the power to turn people into jelly.

An unlikely way to communicate.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3008 on: June 14, 2011, 07:57:06 AM »
Putting your toothbrush in your nose and tapping Morse code onto your outgoing mail.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3009 on: June 14, 2011, 11:14:05 AM »
Your IQ is bigger than your shoe size, thereby making you ineligible.

Unlikely effect of a large IQ.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3010 on: June 14, 2011, 12:02:21 PM »
An active social life.  :P

Unlikely different career path for Einstein.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3011 on: June 14, 2011, 02:56:59 PM »
Caterer

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3012 on: June 14, 2011, 02:59:12 PM »
The Tuperware Party

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3013 on: June 14, 2011, 03:01:52 PM »
Sleep in a bed filled with garlic powder.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #3014 on: June 14, 2011, 03:16:35 PM »
Play a game of hide the garlic sausage.

An unlikely thing to discover about yourself.
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