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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2325 on: February 10, 2011, 07:11:59 PM »
Kanye West--unless home happens to be San Quentin.

Unlikely new breed of dog.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2326 on: February 11, 2011, 02:36:33 AM »
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a sex goddess who is a wonderful cook, has no interest in marriage, and believes that three-somes with other women are good for their relationship.

Know ye of such a wench?

A Doberman Mincer.

An unlikely new body organ discovered (in everyone) hiding just beneath the left kidney.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2327 on: February 11, 2011, 08:14:49 AM »
A resetticus buttonus

Unlikely new surgical practice
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2328 on: February 11, 2011, 11:29:09 AM »
Know ye of such a wench?
As far as I know, she exists only in the erotic imaginations of straight men.

Using chopsticks to clear blocked arteries.

Unlikely new use for wooden spoons.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2329 on: February 11, 2011, 07:04:03 PM »
Grave markers for stick people.

Unlikely reason why stick people went extinct.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2330 on: February 11, 2011, 07:10:12 PM »
Friction burns! ;)



unlikely explanation for grass stains on your jeans

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2331 on: February 11, 2011, 07:31:33 PM »
I was sitting in the park watching the pedophiles--really.

Unlikely solution to ridding the park of pedophiles.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2332 on: February 11, 2011, 07:47:39 PM »
Undercover marksmen in the Punch and Judy booth and wearing ghilllie suits at the sandpit by the swings and slides



Unlikely cue/call signal for clean up crew when the job has been done

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2333 on: February 16, 2011, 04:51:28 AM »
(Yelling acroos the park filled with children)
The dead peodos stink, you clean em up i've got a date tonight

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2334 on: February 16, 2011, 04:52:48 AM »
sorry forgot to post a new comment.  :-\

Something a parent would say at a parent/teacher conference

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2335 on: February 16, 2011, 09:22:35 AM »
What's wrong with my kid wearing his biker leathers to class?

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2336 on: February 16, 2011, 04:44:07 PM »
herron

Get a grip man, you are playing the wrong game!

An unlikely reason that herron went bonkers.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2337 on: February 16, 2011, 06:49:40 PM »
He fell madly and passionately in love with the stick figure in Mark.'s avatar and decided to sacrifice his sanity for love.

An unlikely reason to be sexually attracted to a stick figure.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2338 on: February 17, 2011, 03:04:00 AM »
Due to bad weather, your orifice (front/back as required) only opens to a five one-thousandths of an inch.

An unlikely thing to do with a Disney character.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #2339 on: February 17, 2011, 09:49:48 AM »
visit a brothel...

Unlikely song your grandmother is singing.