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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1080 on: May 18, 2010, 06:34:44 PM »
The body of one of your ex-wives, wrapped in a shall that had been crocheted by different ex-wife.

An unlikely species to find in a woman's handbag.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1081 on: May 18, 2010, 09:20:56 PM »
A slippery dick (Halichoeres bivittatus.)   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

Unlikely way to cook said species for dinner.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1082 on: May 18, 2010, 10:23:23 PM »
Roasted over a fire made from burning bras.

Unlikely way for underwear to catch fire.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1083 on: May 19, 2010, 09:23:44 AM »
Friction.
An unlikely location for a fertility clinic.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1084 on: May 19, 2010, 01:50:25 PM »
My mothers basement.

An unlikely occupation for a high school drop out?
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1085 on: May 19, 2010, 03:03:21 PM »
CEO of Citigroup (Hell, I think they'll take anyone at this point!)

Unlikely update about the Gulf Coast Oil Spill

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1086 on: May 19, 2010, 03:46:08 PM »
BP say it wasn't there fault and if you're going to make such a big fuss, over a bit of spilt oil, then you can drill for it yourselves next time.

An unlikely person to become an oil tycoon.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1087 on: May 19, 2010, 04:20:24 PM »
Ronald McDonald

Unlikely place for him to get his oil from
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1088 on: May 19, 2010, 06:04:00 PM »
Refining fat obtained through liposuction (no shortage there then).

An unlikely new hair style for kim jong il.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1089 on: May 19, 2010, 07:20:06 PM »
BP say it wasn't there fault and if you're going to make such a big fuss, over a bit of spilt oil, then you can drill for it yourselves next time.

An unlikely person to become an oil tycoon.



((A little oil spill that is ruining the economy of the Southern US.))


Unlikely style for Kim Jong Il... hmm.... A Skullet.

An unlikely new Japense robot's job
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1090 on: May 20, 2010, 12:49:43 AM »
Resident hair stylist for Kim Jong Il.

Unlikely new summer clothing fad.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1091 on: May 20, 2010, 06:19:36 AM »
((A little oil spill that is ruining the economy of the Southern US.))

That's why this thread is called The Unlikely Game  ::)

A kind of highly unsuitable sheepskin boot (with a daft name) manufactured on the other side of the World and shipped thousands of miles so that English girls can bake their feet whilst looking ridiculous. [Unlikely, but so true it makes you want to shout UG!]

An unlikely consequence of all the fit totty having hot feet.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1092 on: May 20, 2010, 12:10:53 PM »
Getting their feet raped.

An unlikely way a murder was accomplished.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1093 on: May 20, 2010, 03:20:58 PM »
Paper cuts… lots of paper cuts.

What's an unlikely way to end up naked in a Starbucks?
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #1094 on: May 20, 2010, 08:56:16 PM »
Playing strip poker (badly) with the baristas.

An unlikely new offering from Starbucks.
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