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Offline thatollie

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #285 on: November 06, 2009, 06:48:45 PM »
Ooh, I've always wanted to be pretty.

An unlikely reason why Ollie posted this response.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #286 on: November 06, 2009, 11:46:27 PM »
To draw attention away from the fact that Don has all the right moves.

An unlikely title for Ollie's new book.
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #287 on: November 06, 2009, 11:54:39 PM »
A rambling but informative discourse on the previously unrecognised metaphysical connections between wife-beating and the application gold leaf to the spines of ancient texts, and their joint relevance to quarks and the red shift phenomenon.

An unlikely publisher for the above.  
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #288 on: November 07, 2009, 12:33:37 AM »
Marvel Comics.

An unlikely illustrator for the first issue.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #289 on: November 07, 2009, 01:00:12 AM »
A paint brush wielding elephant.


An unlikely job for an illustrator.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #290 on: November 07, 2009, 01:13:48 AM »
Drawing a salary.

An unlikely perk for a compensation package.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #291 on: November 07, 2009, 02:08:15 AM »
Hee hee. Good one Don.


Unlimited sex with the boss's gorgeous and sexy spouse.


Unlikely gift for such a generous boss.


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #292 on: November 07, 2009, 02:55:14 AM »
Pump-Up Patty-The Inflatable Companion.

New boss's unlikely response.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #293 on: November 07, 2009, 03:03:31 AM »
Well I've tried her and I must say that once she stopped trying to teach me to spell cunnilingus we got on famously.

An unlikely response by Deb on seeing Gyppo perform a fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #294 on: November 07, 2009, 03:13:41 AM »
That boy is gonna fall on his...damn, he didn't.

Gyppo's unlikely medical condition after performing said fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #295 on: November 07, 2009, 03:22:19 AM »

An unlikely response by Deb on seeing Gyppo perform a fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.

(If you're wondering, I looked it up for an earlier response then found I was on the wrong page. No point wasting it.)

Hmm, I dunno. Without the leggings, I think I prefer the pink tutu to the red one. Can I get an exact replica of that for my music box?

    You know I love you Gyppo!:   :-*


You are quick Don! As Mark said, no point in wasting it. ;) ;D

That boy is gonna fall on his...damn, he didn't.

Gyppo's unlikely medical condition after performing said fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.


 Sunny side up!


  
Unlikely item to find in a music box.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #296 on: November 07, 2009, 08:01:49 AM »
A paint brush wielding elephant.

an unlikely ballet move for the elephant.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #297 on: November 07, 2009, 08:20:52 AM »
Rond de jumbo

An unlikely part time job for Nellie to supplement her dancing income.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #298 on: November 07, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »
mattress tester

an unlikely result to having an elephant in your bed.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #299 on: November 07, 2009, 08:48:30 AM »
Waking up believing you've grown a massive dick overnight, and then discovering you have hold of the elephant's trunk.

Unlikely response from an elephant which finds you fondling its trunk.

PS:  It'd have to be a damned tough music box ;-)
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