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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #255 on: November 04, 2009, 12:14:01 PM »
Just tell me I'm beautiful and you like my outfit, and I won't give you a ticket for going 40 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #256 on: November 04, 2009, 02:19:22 PM »
If I'm not terrified my mind wanders and I crash the car.

An unlikely cure for the above condition.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #257 on: November 04, 2009, 04:10:12 PM »
Drug induced coma

Unlikely group activity for Scout leaders.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #258 on: November 04, 2009, 05:48:45 PM »
Wombat Flinging, scored for both accuracy and distance, but with no points for 'artistic interpretation' because that's just 'gay'.

Unlikely target for the accuracy part of the above game.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #259 on: November 04, 2009, 07:54:58 PM »
Alistair Darling's eyebrows.

An unlikely new reality show.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #260 on: November 04, 2009, 07:57:46 PM »
Let's make appeal.  (A dress up show for gays trying to find mates.) :o



Unlikely reason for dressing up your pets. 8)






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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #261 on: November 04, 2009, 08:03:02 PM »
Potty training Junior.




Wombat Flinging, scored for both accuracy and distance, but with no points for 'artistic interpretation' because that's just 'gay'.
Thanks for the giggle guttural outburst, Gyppo. I was long overdue. ;)

Mark, you aliens work quickly.


Let's make appeal.  (A dress up show for gays trying to find mates.) :o



Unlikely reason for dressing up your pets. 8)


To take them to the animal shelter. The one for homeless pets.


Unlikely excuse for unfinished homework. Remember, I am a parent. :P ;D
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #262 on: November 04, 2009, 08:12:45 PM »
I was accepting my Nobel Peace Prize.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #263 on: November 04, 2009, 08:23:29 PM »
To put on toast with jelly.

An unlikely beverage to go with said breakfast.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #264 on: November 04, 2009, 08:28:29 PM »
butterfly milk

unlikely use for spider webs
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #265 on: November 04, 2009, 08:30:55 PM »
Decorating Christmas trees to save money on tinsel.

An unlikely item on you Christmas shopping list.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #266 on: November 04, 2009, 08:34:42 PM »
My birthday present. (My birthday is the 20th and I get, "Happy Birthday! Do not open until Christmas" presents.


An unlikely thing to find in your Christmas stocking.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #267 on: November 04, 2009, 08:36:06 PM »
Part of leg left over after Garvin the Giant Dog found an intruder on his property.

unlikely owner of the now severed and half gnawed leg.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #268 on: November 04, 2009, 10:31:05 PM »
Eric, who inadvertently came home sober and wasn't recognized by his dog.

Garvin's unlikely excuse.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #269 on: November 04, 2009, 11:48:18 PM »
I thought it was a mannequin


Unlikely place for a mannequin.

(I thought manikin looked weird but spell check assured me it was fine.)
« Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 03:32:15 AM by DGSquared »
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb