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Offline undeadpetals

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #105 on: October 23, 2009, 08:03:10 PM »
"Dear, can I have a bite of your tail?"



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #106 on: October 23, 2009, 08:13:56 PM »
"Ah Fledgly, will you come round tonight and give me a spanking? I've been a naughty girl and mixed up Mrs Goldfarber's perscription."

An unlikely thing for her to have put in the bottle instead of Mrs Goldfarber's perscription.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #107 on: October 23, 2009, 11:15:02 PM »
The urine sample from the patient in room 106.

An unlikely affliction for the patient in room 106.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2009, 03:34:10 AM »
Creutzfeldt Gyppo Disease the primary symptom of which is the inability to stop writing. The hand even performs typing motions during sleep (and sex). Eating soup is a total no-no and masturbation must be undertaken with great care.

An unlikely cure for CGD.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2009, 06:37:29 AM »
A block of writers with chainsaws hovering over the afflicted person, threatening dismemberment.

Unlikely chain saw owners.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2009, 06:40:17 AM »
One armed wall paper hangers and babies, maybe Monks too.


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #111 on: October 24, 2009, 06:44:21 AM »
Let your soon to be ex-spouse have everything. You can earn it all again a second time.


unlikely use for a goldfish.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #112 on: October 24, 2009, 06:47:06 AM »
Let your soon to be ex-spouse have everything. You can earn it all again a second time.

They might as well say that coz that's what bloody happens anyway!

Sorry ... the goldfish ... er ...

Trade secretary for the European Union.

An unlikely negotiation ploy of said fishy secretary.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #113 on: October 24, 2009, 06:52:17 AM »
Playing cat and mouse with the American Trade Secretary.


unlikely alliance for Trade Secretaries.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #114 on: October 24, 2009, 07:40:29 AM »
Mobsters and crime bosses no, um casino owners and real estate sharks. No. Let's see, crooked politicians and tyrants. No, that's no good either. Hmm..

I know! Philatelist!


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2009, 07:47:06 AM »
He ties you to the bed and spanks you with table tennis bat constructed from rare penny blacks while shouting: you naughty envelope!

An unlikely tune to be playing during the above incident
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #116 on: October 24, 2009, 07:54:20 AM »
If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands!


Unlikely song for a good, old fashioned serenade.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #117 on: October 24, 2009, 07:57:47 AM »
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #118 on: October 24, 2009, 08:30:53 AM »
FBI badges.

an unlikely thing for a FBI agent who sees this to say.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #119 on: October 24, 2009, 09:25:49 AM »
No no no. Gold on black leather is so de rigueur. Do you have any sequinned badges in pink PVC cases?

An unlikely country for the USA to invade next.
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