The Unlikely Game

[Spell Chick]

You mistakenly showered with toothpaste when the scented body wash was replaced by your quixotic and obnoxious roommate.



an unlikely reason to have a quixotic and obnoxious roommate

[Jo Bannister]

All the easy-going ones had already gone.

An unlikely way of decorating a birthday cake.

[Spell Chick]

Than damn Elf on a Shelf guy sitting on scaffolding with Hershey Kisses scattered atop the entire cake and a roll of toilet paper set off to the side.



an unlikely thing to do with a roll of toilet paper

[Mark H]

Place it on a stand next to your bidet.

An unlikely place to find a bidet.

[DGSquared]

Attached to a drinking fountain in a public park.








    Unlikely thing to find in a public park.

[DGSquared]

A private diary or an open hoard of coins.








Unlikely way to kill a thread.