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Jo Bannister

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5955 on: November 03, 2017, 10:13:37 AM »
A nudist sitting on the roof of a car.

An unlikely thing for a nudist to do on holiday.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5956 on: November 05, 2017, 05:07:22 PM »
Go to a costume ball.


an unlikely reason to hold a costume ball
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5957 on: November 06, 2017, 06:59:15 AM »
Because the host at last week's nudist ball got a skinful.

An unlikely way to avoid saying, "He was drunk."

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5958 on: November 06, 2017, 07:24:39 AM »
His eyes were glazed, his speech was slurred, he was unsteady on his feet, his breath smelt strongly of alcoholic liquor and he was behaving like an utter US President wearing a squirrel hat.

An unlikely reason for getting your eyes glazed.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5959 on: November 08, 2017, 10:57:27 AM »
to match the new windows



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5960 on: November 08, 2017, 12:18:18 PM »
Bill told you that 10 is better than 8. As for 9, no one knows.

An unlikely way to leave your lover.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5961 on: November 09, 2017, 07:06:58 AM »
civilly



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Jo Bannister

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5962 on: November 09, 2017, 09:14:58 AM »
Wrapped up in someone they'll be surprised and delighted to see.

An unlikely person to be surprised and delighted to see.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5963 on: November 15, 2017, 04:24:56 AM »
Donald Trump under any circumstances.


An unlikely job for Trump following his ill received and poorly executed presidency.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5964 on: November 15, 2017, 11:02:31 AM »
Media relations - at TASS, the Russian news agency.

An unlikely reason for Vladimir Putin to keep his shirt on at a photo-shoot.  (None of the likely ones seem to succeed for very long.)

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5965 on: November 16, 2017, 02:56:55 AM »
He's suckling a tiny Cossack on his left nipple.

An unlikely reason for Trumpity Trump to keep his moronic thoughts to himself while at a photo-shoot, or indeed any occasion.  (None of the likely ones seem to succeed for very long.)


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5966 on: November 16, 2017, 07:06:01 AM »
He ran of out spit to spew while vehemently postulating any "thoughts" such as they are.




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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5967 on: November 16, 2017, 08:06:00 AM »
Jo's baboon has a shinier arse that yours does.

An unlikely trick to teach a dog.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5968 on: November 17, 2017, 10:20:16 AM »
Sign language in any form.


An unlikely excuse to give for eating someone's lunch at work even though it was clearly marked.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5969 on: November 18, 2017, 04:00:03 AM »
You're about to sit your finals as a royal food-taster, and expect the support of all your colleagues.

An unlikely dish to see on a banquet menu.