The Unlikely Game

[Jo Bannister]

A nudist sitting on the roof of a car.

An unlikely thing for a nudist to do on holiday.

[Spell Chick]

Go to a costume ball.


an unlikely reason to hold a costume ball

[Jo Bannister]

Because the host at last week's nudist ball got a skinful.

An unlikely way to avoid saying, "He was drunk."

[Mark H]

His eyes were glazed, his speech was slurred, he was unsteady on his feet, his breath smelt strongly of alcoholic liquor and he was behaving like an utter US President wearing a squirrel hat.

An unlikely reason for getting your eyes glazed.

[Spell Chick]

to match the new windows



an unlikely reason to get new windows

[Mark H]

Bill told you that 10 is better than 8. As for 9, no one knows.

An unlikely way to leave your lover.

[Spell Chick]

civilly



an unlikely way to send a package of cookies to a loved one

[Jo Bannister]

Wrapped up in someone they'll be surprised and delighted to see.

An unlikely person to be surprised and delighted to see.

[DGSquared]

Donald Trump under any circumstances.


An unlikely job for Trump following his ill received and poorly executed presidency.

[Jo Bannister]

Media relations - at TASS, the Russian news agency.

An unlikely reason for Vladimir Putin to keep his shirt on at a photo-shoot.  (None of the likely ones seem to succeed for very long.)

[Mark H]

He's suckling a tiny Cossack on his left nipple.

An unlikely reason for Trumpity Trump to keep his moronic thoughts to himself while at a photo-shoot, or indeed any occasion.  (None of the likely ones seem to succeed for very long.)

[Spell Chick]

He ran of out spit to spew while vehemently postulating any "thoughts" such as they are.




an unlikely reason to be jealous

[Mark H]

Jo's baboon has a shinier arse that yours does.

An unlikely trick to teach a dog.

[DGSquared]

Sign language in any form.


An unlikely excuse to give for eating someone's lunch at work even though it was clearly marked.

[Jo Bannister]

You're about to sit your finals as a royal food-taster, and expect the support of all your colleagues.

An unlikely dish to see on a banquet menu.