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Jo Bannister

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5940 on: October 23, 2017, 09:44:20 AM »
Anyone that, right now, you're wishing was dead.

An unlikely reason for someone to become a ghost.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5941 on: October 23, 2017, 01:13:28 PM »
Porn stars, after having been told they look good in the sheets, get confused and decide to keep the look even after dead.



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Jo Bannister

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5942 on: October 24, 2017, 09:42:14 AM »
The paper face off an archery target.

An unlikely reason to take up archery.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5943 on: October 24, 2017, 05:19:23 PM »
You hoped for a new beau and didn't speak French so you would up with a bruise all up and down your left arm.



an unlikely reason to learn French
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5944 on: October 25, 2017, 03:56:47 AM »
Because the French are such a warm, welcoming people that they encourage foreigners with even a rudimentary grasp of their language to give it a try.

An unlikely thing to pack for a flying visit to Paris.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5945 on: October 25, 2017, 06:49:04 PM »
Luftwaffe uniforms


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5946 on: October 27, 2017, 04:03:16 AM »
A gendarme and his girlfriend.

An unlikely thing for the Queen to keep in her handbag.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5947 on: October 27, 2017, 07:05:23 AM »
Money, a driver's license, and a passport. She doesn't even own the last two. But it would be really cool if someone made her something granting herself the right to get about.



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5948 on: October 28, 2017, 04:24:16 AM »
Can't-Be-Bothered beige.

An unlikely alternative use for lipstick.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5949 on: October 28, 2017, 08:13:43 AM »
Prettying up the seahorses. Those poor beasts are so neglected.



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5950 on: October 28, 2017, 01:49:27 PM »
creme brulee

An unlikely reason to keep a pet seahorse

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5951 on: November 02, 2017, 05:47:58 AM »
You want to race it in the Kentucky Derby.




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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5952 on: November 02, 2017, 07:20:05 AM »
as a centerpiece decoration for St. Patrick's Day



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5953 on: November 02, 2017, 11:20:03 AM »
A single bean with the Lord's Prayer engraved on it, very small.

An unlikely way to make your car stand out from the crowd.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #5954 on: November 03, 2017, 07:11:47 AM »
Hire a nudist to sit on the roof and shout "It's over here"



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