The Unlikely Game

[Jo Bannister]

Anyone that, right now, you're wishing was dead.

An unlikely reason for someone to become a ghost.

[Spell Chick]

Porn stars, after having been told they look good in the sheets, get confused and decide to keep the look even after dead.



an unlikely thing to turn into a vase

[Jo Bannister]

The paper face off an archery target.

An unlikely reason to take up archery.

[Spell Chick]

You hoped for a new beau and didn't speak French so you would up with a bruise all up and down your left arm.



an unlikely reason to learn French

[Jo Bannister]

Because the French are such a warm, welcoming people that they encourage foreigners with even a rudimentary grasp of their language to give it a try.

An unlikely thing to pack for a flying visit to Paris.

[Spell Chick]

Luftwaffe uniforms


an unlikely thing to see on the streets of gay Paree. 

[Jo Bannister]

A gendarme and his girlfriend.

An unlikely thing for the Queen to keep in her handbag.

[Spell Chick]

Money, a driver's license, and a passport. She doesn't even own the last two. But it would be really cool if someone made her something granting herself the right to get about.



an unlikely shade of lipstick

[Jo Bannister]

Can't-Be-Bothered beige.

An unlikely alternative use for lipstick.

[Spell Chick]

Prettying up the seahorses. Those poor beasts are so neglected.



an unlikely thing to do with jellyfish

[Jo Bannister]

creme brulee

An unlikely reason to keep a pet seahorse

[DGSquared]

You want to race it in the Kentucky Derby.




An unlikely way to use a mint julep.

[Spell Chick]

as a centerpiece decoration for St. Patrick's Day



an unlikely thing to add to your coffee.

[Jo Bannister]

A single bean with the Lord's Prayer engraved on it, very small.

An unlikely way to make your car stand out from the crowd.

[Spell Chick]

Hire a nudist to sit on the roof and shout "It's over here"



an unlikely thing to paint pink