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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 10:42:08 AM »
If I win, no prayers get answered for a week! 8)


Unlikely response. 8)
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 10:48:02 AM »
OK, but if I win, you have to, go and live down with the humans, call yourself Gyppo, and be nice to everyone!

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2009, 11:19:09 AM »
Satan insists it's Dutch treat, so God debits Holland's treasury.


Obama's unlikely appointment to the Supreme Court.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2009, 08:46:33 AM »
Hillary Clinton becomes Chief Justice of Kenya.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2009, 09:04:00 AM »
Your child is hard-working and intelligent. (It would have been bloody unlikely that my parents would get such a note).

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2009, 09:25:06 PM »
Introducing the new "Grilled Peanut Butter Whopper" 8)




Unlikely excuse for avoiding sex.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2009, 02:33:44 AM »
There's a knot in my penis and the helmet's turned green.

An unlikely actor to play Hamlet.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2009, 07:54:16 AM »
Madonna, take the snow cones off and you can have the Hamlet role.


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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2009, 09:57:33 AM »
No milk today, but 2 on Tuesday.


An unlikley response from the Traffic Warden writting out a ticket for me.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2009, 10:05:34 AM »
"Yes, I am indeed a pencil-necked Nazi bastard with nothing better to do than persecute Dizzy blondes who are thirty seconds over their allotted parking time.  But would you care to have dinner with me tonight anyway?"

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2009, 10:16:58 AM »
Something capable of curing a cough.

An unlikely use for a peg.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2009, 11:05:43 AM »
Pin it above your bed and use it as a dream catcher.


An unlikely reaction from the vicar who was christening the baby.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2009, 11:28:25 AM »
"Lucifer?  What a lovely name for the child.  Lucifer Baal Pan?  That's even better."

Unlikely reaction from a prisoner on finding his cell door has been left unlocked.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2009, 01:11:38 PM »
Guard!  I think this damn things broken again! 8)



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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2009, 04:22:04 PM »
Marge, whatever did you use to spice this stew? It's delicious but a little chewy.

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