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thatollie
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #30 on:
October 05, 2009, 06:15:27 PM »
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
An unlikely game to play on game night...
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DGSquared
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May the farce be with you.
Re: The Unlikely Game
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October 06, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »
Lets see who can jump off of the highest building without a parachute and live to brag about it.
An unlikely advertisement for a babysitter...
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Gyppo
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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October 07, 2009, 05:08:02 AM »
Strict disciplinarian with attitude required to control - and if necessary subdue - three boisterous male triplets with ADHD and the table manners of lions around a fresh kill.
Mary Poppins need not apply.
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An unlikely reply to the above advert.
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alienauthor
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #33 on:
October 14, 2009, 11:31:56 PM »
In replly to your advertisement I have an interest in the position. I am an excellent nanny with a backgound in zookeeping. As you can see I have a history of dealing with more than one creature at a time so three little brats shouldn't be much of a challenge. You said something about them having ADHD, aren't they from Australia? Feel free to contact me athe following.....
An unlikely reply to the reply above.
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Mark H
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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October 15, 2009, 02:32:08 AM »
My sincere condolences. You uncle Susan was a great man and will be sorely missed.
An unlikely thing to find in your apron pocket.
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thatollie
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #35 on:
October 15, 2009, 04:43:55 AM »
Another, smaller, apron.
An unlikely thing to find in the pocket of the apron you found in you pocket...
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October 15, 2009, 05:16:51 AM »
A tiny gypsy named John writing the copy for a Gillette ad campaign.
An unlikely thing for John to be sitting on.
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thatollie
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October 15, 2009, 05:19:33 AM »
A tiny pygmy goat.
An unlikely thing to find in that goat's mouth...
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Mark H
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #38 on:
October 15, 2009, 05:32:24 AM »
The apron from reply #34.
An unlikely book to find on God's bedside cabinet.
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Gyppo
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #39 on:
October 15, 2009, 06:22:15 AM »
Salman Rushdie's
Satanic Verses
, translated into Serbian.
An unlikely response from God upon realising the book wasn't - as he'd requested - translated into broad Yorkshire dialect.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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October 15, 2009, 06:43:57 AM »
Perkins, give Satan an ring and ask him if he'd like to join me for cocktails and poetry tomorrow evening at half past six. Oh, and tell him to floss before he comes up.
An unlikely outfit that Satan wears to God's soiree.
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Gyppo
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #41 on:
October 15, 2009, 07:22:30 AM »
A Saints (Southampton) football strip and two mini haloes made from LEDs, one orbiting each horn.
Unlikely reaction from Saint Peter when Satan arrives at the Pearly gates dressed this
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Mark H
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #42 on:
October 15, 2009, 07:42:38 AM »
"Saints?! I thought you were a Celtic fan."
An unlikely transition from this scene to a Chinese restaurant.
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alienauthor
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #43 on:
October 15, 2009, 10:25:39 AM »
Satan steps through the pearly gates and all goes black for a brief second, he finds himself face to face with God as he finished his order, ",...oh, and a pu pu platter for my friend here (leans over and whispers to the waitress) he has this thing about fire."
Unlikely contest between th two in the restaurant.
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Mark H
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Re: The Unlikely Game
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Reply #44 on:
October 15, 2009, 10:35:40 AM »
The big fella downed his rice wine in one and licked his lips. "Right then Nick, how about another game of Christians v Muslims? You can be white this time."
Satan agrees, but insists on an unlikely condition.
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