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Offline Mark H

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2009, 05:25:49 AM »
BMW with a neon roof sign flashing the word GIT in 3 foot high letters.

Unlikely plot for CSI Vagas.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2009, 02:38:35 PM »
It turns out the Casino Manager was killed by the CSI team.


An unlikely line from a science fiction novel...

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2009, 03:46:13 PM »
Open the pod bay doors Sir Nigel.

An unlikely place to find a snail.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2009, 04:45:46 PM »
Having an 'adventure holiday' in a French restaurant.

An unlikely thing to said by Prince Charles.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2009, 05:54:18 PM »
Do my ears look big in this?

Unlikely disease.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2009, 06:39:20 PM »
Syphillis in the Big Toe.

An unlikely cure for the above condition.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2009, 06:48:26 PM »
A Toblerone suppository 3 times a day (to be taken with food). Avoid alcohol. Do not drive during application.

An unlikely law passed by the Scottish parliament.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2009, 07:05:18 PM »
News flash! Government scrap Hogmanay.

An unlikely repercussion to the above.

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2009, 07:53:19 PM »
Scotland have a communist revolution.

An unlikely thing to say to a neighbour...

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2009, 07:59:58 PM »
"Antediluvian boll weevil stew, fragmentingly? "

An unlikely thing to hear from a politician.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2009, 08:01:13 PM »
The truth.

Another unlikely thing to hear from a politician...

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2009, 08:16:44 PM »
"I've just shat my pants."

An unlikely thing for a priest to say at mass...

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2009, 08:35:48 PM »
"Fed up with Christianity?  Then why not give Satanism chance?"

Unlikely thing to hear from an Airline pilot during a flight.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2009, 08:44:20 PM »
"This is your pilot speaking, if any of you are interested in joining the mile high club your stewardesses charge very reasonable rates. Have an enjoyable flight."

An unlikely thing to find in your toolbox...

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2009, 06:11:16 PM »
My tool.

A unlikely filling for a sandwich.
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