The Unlikely Game

[thatollie]

The "rules" for this one are pretty simple. The poster above you asks for an unlikely something from somewhere, and you post the unlikely whatever it is. Then you get to ask for one. Since there's no-one above me, I'll just go ahead an ask for...

An unlikely announcement from over a tannoy system.

[Gyppo]

"Will the unaccompanied head lost somewhere somewhere in this departure lounge please ask a member of staff to take it to the Customer Services desk, where some body is waiting to meet them."

An unlikely request from a police officer.

[DGSquared]

"Ma'am, would you please hold my Popsicle while I write this ticket out for you? Um, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

An unlikely announcement from a flight attendant in-flight.

[Gyppo]

"Ladies and Gentlemen.  Due to severe headwinds resulting in an unforeseen fuel shortage the pilot has asked you all to lean forwards so we arrive earlier."

Unlikely behaviour from a Judge about to pass sentence.  Can be a comment or an activity.

[psyche]

"If he said that about my mother, I'd have hit him too. Not Guilty."

An unlikely phone message from the doctor's office, anyone?

[howardgary_88]

" Sir we may have found out why your having such horrible headaches. Are you married?"

Unlikely advice from a divorce lawyer

[Opus]

Mrs. Kennedy, I think you should just let him keep the house and the money.


Unlikely spousal communication.

[Mark H]

didi dah dit didi dah, dah di dah dit dah di dah, dit dit dit didi dah dit didi dah dit!

Unusual flavoured medication from the doc.

[Gyppo]

Warm peppermint flavoured burgundy enema (with applicator)

An unusual cross-bred dog.

[Mark H]

Yorkshire terrier crossed with a wooden ruler to make a device for cleaning the barrel of your canon.

An unusual sexual position.

[Gyppo]

Long distance, in separate rooms.

An unlikely statement from a Nun.

[Mark H]

Blimey, have you seen the size of the cock on that Richard Dawkins!

Unlikely birthday present from your mum.

[Opus]

A baby sister.  (My mother is in her sixties.)



An unlikely sports headline.

[Mark H]

FIFA confess that football is just a bunch of failed hairdressers mincing about with a ball.

Unlikely new event at the Olympics.

[Opus]

Wife spanking.




Unlikely new automobile design.