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Offline Geraldine

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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2009, 09:01:47 AM »
i like that last little bit, cheered me up, i have a penchant for blood stains!

No meant the kinda pretty sexy type ladies, kinda got the feeling thats what you'd go for, no?  ;D
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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2009, 09:20:08 AM »
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Quote Victor
..What I really hate are todays pop star slut-makers....britney,paris,,hilary,holly....hell, all they have to do is dip themselves in makeup,flutter their eye lids and strip on the stage...

victor, dont forget amy, mate!!
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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2009, 09:27:30 AM »
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No meant the kinda pretty sexy type ladies, kinda got the feeling thats what you'd go for, no?  


yeah, thats why I get mad when they pretend to sing and dance which they obviously can't .They should leave it to the real artisrs and try to explore other,more suitable,territories ....Sir Viv Thomas,here, would always be glad to be of service...to help them along and show them where their best interests lie...  ;D

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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2009, 09:50:19 AM »
victor, dont forget amy, mate!!

They list goes on man....I could write a whole book on it...for now just a sketch of what it takes to be a pop star

If you're a gal :

1. Shouldn't be able to sing
2. Shouldn't be able to sing
3. Experience at strip teasing.
4. PhD in lip-synching
5. Must be either barbie doll pretty or Xtinia-like skanky
6. Shouldn't write your own lyrics
7. Mustn't know what a major chord is.
8. IQ < 80.
9. A handy homemade sex tape for job security.

If you're a guy:

In view of Mike's untimely demise, I'd hold off listing them.

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Offline Geraldine

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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2009, 11:52:41 AM »
Im sure you would be more than willing, will keep that in mind Sir!  :D
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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2009, 11:56:50 AM »
Oh jeez no.......I'm not Viv thomas.....try a google search...I'm sure his market doesn't extend to Ireland...
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Re: I heard the news today…
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2009, 01:20:27 AM »
Love it, Dylan, spot-on sentiment, and I thought was well presented.
Poor Michael.
Cheers,
Peg
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