Author Topic: The Last Shall be First (Read 1172962 times)

Frogg · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2009, 08:41:51 PM »

Generation is a word that can be split into both 'gene' and 'ration'.

Gyppo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2009, 08:54:51 PM »

Ration books meant little to people with their own chickens or pigs, or a poacher in the family.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:21:25 PM »

Family ties not only bind, but gag.

Don · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:53:23 PM »

Gag rules are for wimpy judges.

Frogg · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2009, 10:27:34 PM »

Judges judge justly in jolly Jamaica.

(Try saying that five times at top speed!)

Gyppo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2009, 04:48:24 AM »

"Jamaica? No, she was already willing."

Narnian Prince · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:01:58 AM »

"Willing and able" were the last words in the ad.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:09:07 AM »

Ad executives must have difficulty sleeping at nights; or they are soulless.

Narnian Prince · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:11:06 AM »

Soulless was one to describe Hitler.

Gyppo · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:55:03 AM »

Hitler made sure he would never be forgotten.

Narnian Prince · « **Reply #25 on:** February 23, 2009, 08:21:32 AM »

Forgotten scribes are never remembered.

Gyppo · « **Reply #26 on:** February 23, 2009, 08:52:07 AM »

"Remembered to pack your passport?

Narnian Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** February 23, 2009, 08:58:00 AM »

"Passport, please," the directive was ordered.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:09:15 AM »

Ordered lists are the bane of the disorganized.

Gyppo · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:17:31 AM »

Disorganised people - contrary to the beliefs of the obsessively organised - are often some of the happiest people.