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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2009, 08:41:51 PM »
Generation is a word that can be split into both 'gene' and 'ration'.
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2009, 08:54:51 PM »
Ration books meant little to people with their own chickens or pigs, or a poacher in the family.
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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2009, 09:21:25 PM »
Family ties not only bind, but gag.
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2009, 09:53:23 PM »
Gag rules are for wimpy judges.
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2009, 10:27:34 PM »
Judges judge justly in jolly Jamaica.

(Try saying that five times at top speed!) ;D
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2009, 04:48:24 AM »
"Jamaica?  No, she was already willing."
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2009, 07:01:58 AM »
"Willing and able" were the last words in the ad.

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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2009, 07:09:07 AM »
Ad executives must have difficulty sleeping at nights; or they are soulless.
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2009, 07:11:06 AM »
Soulless was one to describe Hitler.

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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2009, 07:55:03 AM »
Hitler made sure he would never be forgotten.
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2009, 08:21:32 AM »
Forgotten scribes are never remembered.

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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2009, 08:52:07 AM »
"Remembered to pack your passport?
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2009, 08:58:00 AM »
"Passport, please," the directive was ordered.

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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2009, 10:09:15 AM »
Ordered lists are the bane of the disorganized.
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« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2009, 10:17:31 AM »
Disorganised people - contrary to the beliefs of the obsessively organised - are often some of the happiest people.
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