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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11865 on: January 28, 2012, 02:47:59 PM »
"Again" is the battle cry of those who fail to learn by experience.
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11866 on: January 28, 2012, 04:22:08 PM »
Experience come with age they say, unfortunately, I see all to many who fail to learn what it tries to teach.
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11867 on: January 28, 2012, 05:40:39 PM »
"Teach me all the wisdom you have learned in your long life, oh Wise Old Man, but please encapsulate it in 140 characters or less and send it by Twitter because I'm an attention deficit afflicted cyber bunny."
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11868 on: January 28, 2012, 06:33:44 PM »
Bunny rabbits, when coexisting with the opposite sex, increases the their populations by leaps and bounds. 
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11869 on: January 29, 2012, 09:04:28 PM »
Bounds, both the in and out there of, where of no consequence to the banny rubbits, nor to any other creature which could burrow away and undermine the demarcation of limitations.
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11870 on: February 01, 2012, 06:54:41 PM »
Limitations are often only figments of the imagination.

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11871 on: February 01, 2012, 07:07:37 PM »
Imagination when well cared for sprouts wings strong enough to carry you on fantastic journeys.
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11872 on: February 02, 2012, 08:07:43 AM »
Journeys are wonderful to go on, but sooner or later they come to an end.

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11873 on: February 02, 2012, 08:42:10 AM »
"End it now! or I'll take you out the back an' shove yer heads down the bowl an' flush", bellowed the burly barman to the two drunks battling away in the corner on the saloon, their fist flying yet too incoherently to land and do any major damage.
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11874 on: February 03, 2012, 01:54:08 AM »
"Damage my suit and I'll shove this bottle where the sun don't shine!" retorted the drunk.

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11875 on: February 03, 2012, 04:59:48 AM »
"Drunk again is a harsh accusation, Sir, I'll have you know I've never sobered up."
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11876 on: February 03, 2012, 01:23:22 PM »
Up the ladder his gaze ascended, knowingly and expectant of a view of garter and delicious upper thigh.
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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11877 on: February 03, 2012, 05:42:14 PM »
Thigh high boots always chaff the inside of your legs.

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11878 on: February 03, 2012, 05:55:07 PM »
Legs, big firm legs, smaller trim legs, all the legs you can imagine. Unfortunately for the guys that heard the announcement, the legs in question were those of chickens, not chicks.
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-Mohandas K. Gandhi

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Re: The Last Shall be First
« Reply #11879 on: February 03, 2012, 06:42:14 PM »
Chicks always say "Cheep" but some of them most definitely are not.
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1