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Offline Arch Angel

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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2008, 12:09:28 PM »
Woof. So let me get this straight. You sit up and beg for that chubby statue, and he gives you a treat. Right?     Right?

Because, woof, so help me him, if I don't get a treat, I'll...I'll...Well, let's just say that I finished a whole bowl of water before we came.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2008, 12:37:24 PM »
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2008, 04:32:42 PM »
Okay monk you're doing good. Next we are going to lean forwards and lick our bollocks ...
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2008, 04:34:31 PM »
Psssst! Don't look now but there's a smiling head floating past behind us.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2008, 05:22:07 PM »
Aww. Looks like Buddha wouldn't melt in his mouth.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2008, 12:58:17 PM »
Thank you lovely, lovely people for al your splendid captions  :)  The poll will be up asap... so get those voting fingers ready!!

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