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Offline Wurdsmyth

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Caption Contest #9
« on: December 03, 2008, 08:56:21 AM »
OK lovely lovely people...
CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN!
You have until MIDNIGHT (GMT) on Saturday 13th December to give me your wittiest captions for this picture...

Enjoy!

Wurdy  :D
« Last Edit: December 03, 2008, 09:00:42 AM by Wurdsmyth »
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 09:15:25 AM »
Just try turning me into Chow Mein, I dare you.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 09:35:56 AM »
Nyauw-ayumy-ungum-sooungiou-goiweeingum-palamyeu -nyuongitoo  Woof Woof

I said, "You have to sing it in one long deep monotonous tone through your nasal passages"
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 12:44:53 PM »
Please God, make them take the collar from round my chest.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 05:49:32 PM »
Davros gets a face lift then takes Rover to the temple.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 05:51:02 PM »
Dalai Lama shorter and hairier than once thought.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 06:45:42 PM »
Praying mantis. Praying dog. - Live with it.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 07:20:24 PM »
Dog juggles four - Man only one.  "Master my arse..."
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 07:36:48 PM »
Simon says...

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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 11:24:38 PM »
Alistair Darling joins a monastary after his eyebrows grow wildly out of control.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 02:15:58 PM »
He's got a dwarf under that robe you know.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2008, 04:48:15 AM »
Cujo wasn't as frightening after they taught it Tai Chi.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 09:28:19 AM »
The two practiced hard, hoping for a place in the Tibetan synchronised diving team for the 2012 Olympics.
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 11:52:13 AM »
This tableau lends a whole new tilt to the phrase "Dogmatic Faith", does it not?
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Re: Caption Contest #9
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 11:55:19 AM »
"I don't understand why you would persist with this charade, spot. It was just a movie. Dogs don't really go to heaven."
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